You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 8th-14th, 2009:
I Heart Pubes Tote Bag: There’s just something about those curls!
Super Mario 3 Necklace: Keeps the cartridge close to your heart.
H1-N1 T-Shirt: A toilet may be R2-D2’s unfortunate offspring.
Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade T-Shirt: Enter if you dare.
Dog Meets Batman T-Shirt: What happens when a nerd and a dog are teleported together?
Brad Pitt can keep his damn Fight Club, I am much more interested in the Pillow Fight Club. No one will be talking about Pillow Fight Club because they don’t want eight thousand guys showing up to the next match. The design is also offered in different types of shirts, sweatshirts and some other products, but the thong seemed the most appropriate.
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You may not have thought that granny panties could ever be sexy, but other than pictures of a few geriatric products, this pair of thongs would look hot on the right girl. That is why it is best to kill the lights when you get down to business. It is probably not ideal to think of granny herself when you see them on an attractive young lady, it might kill the mood.
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So you got yourself a hamburger themed thong, but don’t know how to accessorize it properly. I think the first place you want to start is with this beautiful Hamburger Belt Buckle. The ketchup dripping off of it will make anyone’s mouth water. If they are staring at your waistline, that is.
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Without a doubt these threads frame some confident people who aren’t afraid to let you know what’s going on in the basement. And for you ladies, you can get the “I forgot to wipe today” thong, which allows you to discreetly display your dirty little secret and is perfect for those days when being unsanitary “just feels right.” But rest assured that repelling statements like this dealing with your personal hygiene probably won’t benefit you in any area of life, unless you’re going to prison.
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Hmmm…no leopard print, feathers or hot pink. Not quite what I would have expected in a porn shoulder bag.
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It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair is clearly for the dramatic effect they are sure to elicit.
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Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 16th—22nd 2008:
Food Tattoos: Temporary tattoos for the food fanatic.
Vampire Bush T-Shirt: George Bush drinks the blood of democracy.
Star Wars Key Covers: Boba Fett and a Clone Trooper adorn the key to your landspeeder.
I’m Cukoo For Cocoa Touch: Are we talking about iPhone APIs or some stripper you met at a club?
Wolverine Comic Book Wallets: Wolverine protects your cash with adamantium claws.
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