This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.
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Instead of stimulus funds that will end up God knows where, the government should have just purchased one of these broke pouches for every household. Can also be used to ward off potential thieves by letting them know they aren’t getting anything from you no matter how hard they try.
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If this bag doesn’t stop thieves then nothing will. Any sane thief would not be trying to steal anything that looks like a policeman’s badge, and even if they were that stupid they would have difficulty wresting it from you when you have it cuffed to your arm. It will allow you to indulge in a little of your bondage fantasies as well.
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You can look at this laundry bag in one of two ways. First, at today’s prices, you may need a bag of money to get all your wash done at the laundromat. Second, walking around in the middle of the night with what looks like large sums of cash seems like a good way to smoke out all those thieves.
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This bag is made to carry around just about anything you need, from tools of your trade to office clothing you may need after a long night out. And since there could be anything in there from an engagement ring to a pair of scissors, thieves are not likely to take their chances stealing this bag.
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Japan must be a rough place for women to live. When they are not dodging subway perverts, they are trying to escape the panty thieves. It’s a never ending gauntlet of sexual predators.
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