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You’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.
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Even though they’ve been extinct for millions of years, T-Rex’s appetite lives on, only now his tastes have shifted toward money rather than other animals. You’ll realize this if you want him to hold up your pants.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 31st -September 6th, 2009:
In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt: In case of zombies read this shirt.
Jurassircus T-Shirt: T-Rex juggles at the Jurassircus.
Self Portrait Purse: Someone obviously doesn’t have body issues.
Cereal Tee: Assassinates your sexy.
Reversible Sweatshirt: Reflects your mood.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 24th-30th 2009:
John Marley T-Shirt: Uh…Bob Marley?
Rocket Science T-Shirt: Delicious!
T-Rex’s Busy Day: Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park.
It’s a Satchel T-Shirt: A satchel is not to be confused with a purse.
The Butt Shirt: Way to be subtle, dude. (NSFW)
Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park. It didn’t work out so well.
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You can’t really blame the T-Rex for wearing some silly slippers, he is cold blooded and any warmth he can find makes him happy. Are you going to make fun of him?
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With a brain that made up 5.8% of it’s body weight, Velociraptors were considered the computer programmers of their day. They may have been able to turn door handles at Jurassic Park, but they were still no match for the larger and more powerful T-Rex. This means those that weren’t eaten never had any lunch money, were petrified of the playground and had seen more than their fair share of prehistoric wedgies and Indian burns.
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If you see a dinosaur and are more interested in Brontosaurus burgers and getting a T-Rex head mounted over your fireplace than historical & scientific research, this scientist hears you loud and clear.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 5th 2009-January 11th 2009:
Longest Bar Belt: Dirty bird drinks at the longest bar in town.
Trooper Bride: Do you take this Stormtrooper to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Rorschach T-Shirt: The many faces of Rorschach.
Gut and Butt Boxer Shorts: If you can’t hide it, make fun of it.
Baconbot T-Shirt: The world needs a robot bacon toaster.
The next five products are available after the break…
