Finally, motorcycle aficionados can play golf without having to completely abandon the clothing associated with their lifestyle. The back of the vest is pictured after the break.
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In the relentless pursuit of giant fake knockers, every man at one point or another asks himself : “What is the source of Magnum’s power?” Well, according to this shirt the secret was the mustache. Of course, the intoxicating effects that Tom’s face sweater had on women were compounded by the overwhelming Selleck to hair ratio, and the fact that he drove a Ferrari. However, since mustache sex appeal diminished sharply after 1989, most of this information is now completely useless… Bummer.
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This year, make a retro Halloween fashion statement with a lavender sweater dress covered with Pterodactyls rendered in 8-bit Nintendo quality. If I was out trick-or-treating and saw someone open a door wearing this sweater, I’d expect to get a bag full of Giggles cookies, Bonkers candy, and Tab… I miss you Giggles, I really do.
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If you preferred the Elvis whose life was defined by jumpsuits, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and sweat, then you’ll love this t-shirt. For everyone else, prepare for this visual to pop up in your next nightmare.
Product Page: (R$ 55, or about $32)

Is it just me or do you find it amusing that a shirt was made to advertise a fictional glove holster for lightsabers? I would imagine that there is a sizable sweaty-palmed market of nerds out there that would buy the real thing—especially so close to Halloween.
Product Page ($19)