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This year, make a retro Halloween fashion statement with a lavender sweater dress covered with Pterodactyls rendered in 8-bit Nintendo quality. If I was out trick-or-treating and saw someone open a door wearing this sweater, I’d expect to get a bag full of Giggles cookies, Bonkers candy, and Tab… I miss you Giggles, I really do.
Product Page: ($268)
If you preferred the Elvis whose life was defined by jumpsuits, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and sweat, then you’ll love this t-shirt. For everyone else, prepare for this visual to pop up in your next nightmare.
Product Page: (R$ 55, or about $32)
Is it just me or do you find it amusing that a shirt was made to advertise a fictional glove holster for lightsabers? I would imagine that there is a sizable sweaty-palmed market of nerds out there that would buy the real thing—especially so close to Halloween.
Product Page ($19)
This zip hoodie may say that you are tres chic on the outside, but the inner lining is more about just how hot it is in there. Nothing says class like being all sweaty.
Product Page (£75.00, about $122)
You have to get to the houses quickly to ensure that you get the best candy right? Plus there’s the bag, which can get quite heavy. Might as well treat it like a workout with this Halloween sweatband combo. Of course, any gains you achieve running around the neighborhood will be quickly eclipsed by the candy you worked so hard to attain.
Product Page ($2.50 / $3)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 31st -September 6th, 2009:
In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt: In case of zombies read this shirt.
Jurassircus T-Shirt: T-Rex juggles at the Jurassircus.
Self Portrait Purse: Someone obviously doesn’t have body issues.
Cereal Tee: Assassinates your sexy.
Reversible Sweatshirt: Reflects your mood.
The big, dumb looking face on the inside and the outside of this sweatshirt is intended to reflect happiness and sadness—but the “sad” face seems a bit off. To me, the emotion looks more like horror and revulsion—like it walked in on it’s parents having sex or something.
Product Page ($44)
Certain fashions are eternally unsexy, and if you feel the need to bump your sexy factor down a couple hundred notches we recommend a cereal tee, which now steps up to join such legends as the grandma sweater, birth control glasses, sweat pants and the teacher sweater.
Product Page: (8,400 Yen, or about $90.55)
Brad Pitt can keep his damn Fight Club, I am much more interested in the Pillow Fight Club. No one will be talking about Pillow Fight Club because they don’t want eight thousand guys showing up to the next match. The design is also offered in different types of shirts, sweatshirts and some other products, but the thong seemed the most appropriate.
Product Page ($11.99)
The latest in Supermandolini’s line-up of console war veteran pins decorates those proud men and women who endured nasty finger blisters and eye strain while fighting in the SNES and Sega Genesis wars. I, for one, fought on both fronts…and even to this day I wake up at night in a cold sweat with F-Zero and Sonic flashbacks. The Genesis version is pictured after the break.
