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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
Great news for people that have almost completely given up on their appearance! As the name indicates, PajamaJeans are sweatpants designed to look like jeans—so feel free to sleep in them or head out to Walmart and hold your head high among all the people shopping in standard sweatpants.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 4th-10th 2010:
Sex With Your Girlfriend: Your Facebook friends love your girlfriend too.
Tabi Boots: Aren’t Just for Ninjas anymore.
Bathrobe Extreme Fighting: That bathrobe does not make you a Kung Fu master.
Mail: How mail Travels in the 21st century?
Three Hangover Moon: The three (blank) moon t-shirt craze has reached its apex with this Hangover inspired version.
You had dammed well better be a ninjutsu master wearing this shredder armor. Cotton and polyester offers no protection against nunchakus, sais, bo staffs and katanas.
Product Page ($60 via YBMW and Geekologie)
Finally, motorcycle aficionados can play golf without having to completely abandon the clothing associated with their lifestyle. The back of the vest is pictured after the break.
In the relentless pursuit of giant fake knockers, every man at one point or another asks himself : “What is the source of Magnum’s power?” Well, according to this shirt the secret was the mustache. Of course, the intoxicating effects that Tom’s face sweater had on women were compounded by the overwhelming Selleck to hair ratio, and the fact that he drove a Ferrari. However, since mustache sex appeal diminished sharply after 1989, most of this information is now completely useless… Bummer.
Product Page: ($20)
This year, make a retro Halloween fashion statement with a lavender sweater dress covered with Pterodactyls rendered in 8-bit Nintendo quality. If I was out trick-or-treating and saw someone open a door wearing this sweater, I’d expect to get a bag full of Giggles cookies, Bonkers candy, and Tab… I miss you Giggles, I really do.
Product Page: ($268)
If you preferred the Elvis whose life was defined by jumpsuits, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and sweat, then you’ll love this t-shirt. For everyone else, prepare for this visual to pop up in your next nightmare.
Product Page: (R$ 55, or about $32)
Is it just me or do you find it amusing that a shirt was made to advertise a fictional glove holster for lightsabers? I would imagine that there is a sizable sweaty-palmed market of nerds out there that would buy the real thing—especially so close to Halloween.
Product Page ($19)
