Ah yes…very swanky. All you need is a tweed jacket with elbow pads, some suspenders and a Stormtrooper helmet to complete this look.
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Glasses? Check. Bow tie? Check. Suspenders? Check. Circuit board socks worn with sandals? Sadly…check.
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It is chancy enough to buy a pair of Calendar Suspenders, the number of years that the dates match up with the actual calendar are much less than you would hope for. This pair makes it even more impossible by making it a leap year. That just seems silly, making a difficult chore damn near impossible.
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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
He may be scrawny with thick glasses, suspenders and a bow tie, but I have no problem admitting that this is a powerful nemesis who kicked my ass repeatedly through grade school.
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Remember that annoying British guy with the suspenders and bow tie who used to hock everything under the sun in infomercials? If so, it’s probably because he just came rushing back to you from the deepest, darkest caverns of your memory; no doubt from a dusty filing cabinet labeled “who cares?”. With that in mind, you may want to pick this shirt up now and enjoy the laughs before memories of Vince Offer, sham weirdo get filed in that same cabinet.
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With 8 days left until St. Patrick’s Day there is still time to get all the paraphernalia you need to make it a memorable one. I am thinking that anyone could wear these suspenders out to try to get some free drinks, but a woman would probably have a lot more luck. If any of you guys wear this out and there are a bunch of ladies buying you drinks, just leave the name and location of that bar in the comments. It is obviously somewhere I need to be going.
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Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek products for the week of February 4th—10th 2008.
Chester Briefcase: Not recommended for actual dog storage.
Slang Umbrella: The best f*cking umbrella ever.
Casual Friday T-Shirt: You just might get away with it.
Star Trek Porn Star Thong: Jim has the wrong idea.
Funny Feet Slippers: Hey, these are probably better looking than your real feet.
The last five products are available after the break…
If you want what looks like a very uncomfortable product, I think this one has you covered. Being a male I can only think of one area I would attach any kind of suspending device that may be equally as painful. It would seem more appropriate as a punishment than as something anyone would choose to wear.
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