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You don’t really believe that anyone could be as calm, cool and collected as Bob Ross was without a little bit of assistance from one of nature’s wackiest plants. We should all be as fond of his “happy little trees” as he was even if we aren’t doing any painting at all.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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If you have a crazy cat lady in your neighborhood or just like cats more than most humans, these sunglasses will be perfect for you. When worn they look a bit odd, but when folded up and hanging by the included cord they give a perfect picture of a cat. I would consider them a much better necklace than sunglasses.
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You can try to justify it all you want, but it will always be uncomfortable trying to check out with a sexual aid. I am not sure that trench coats and sunglasses are going to do anything but make you look even slimier. That goes for humans as well as pink flamingos.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 29th to October 5th 2008:
Phone Sex: Apparently cellphones are not great lovers.
“Swinger” Belt Buckle: Tell the world you enjoy freaky sex…and oversized belt buckles.
Lonely T-Rex T-Shirt: Extinction takes a toll on this T-Rex’s social life.
Comedy / Tragedy Sunglasses: Laugh and cry with UV protection.
Engineer Dress Shirt: The ultimate engineer get up.
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There are times when you go out with the intention of not being recognized. A pair of sunglasses normally helps. Give your private equipment the same ability with these very stylish Schlong Glasses. Keeping him disguised may save you from being embarrassed by women who recognize him but that you do not recall.
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You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 24th—30th 2008:
CPR Instructions Cuff: Lifesaving never looked so “super cute.”
Pass Out Plea T-Shirt: If you drink, this t-shirt is a must have.
Don’t Drink and Dial Flip-Flops: Listen to your footwear!
Squirrelly Lint Brush Makes No Sense: Wait, it is from Japan.
Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt: Looks like there is a little inbreeding going on here.
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With these marijuana leaf hologram sunglasses, everyone will know what is on your mind. Plus, they have 100% UVA and UVB protection—which plays right into your glaucoma excuse. It’s all about protecting the eyes people!
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If your requirements for slippers include a stogie and sunglasses, Cigarman is an excellent choice. It may be your only choice.
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