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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
Everyone enjoys injecting a little bit of childish fun into an otherwise serious outfit. There are usually only three times to wear a suit these days: a wedding, a funeral and an interview. These Space Hopper Cufflinks are appropriate for…none of those times to be quite honest.
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For those whose reality is defined by George Lucas, one enduring mystery is how Imperial Stormtroopers continue to work when they suck at battle and consistently miss vital targets at close range. Apparently the answer is that tears make Vader melt faster than a stick of butter in hell.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 16th-22nd, 2009:
Meat Socks: Get em’ while they’re fresh.
Wolverine “SNIKT” T-Shirt: Change you can believe in.
Prince on a Segway: Slightly cooler than a rascal.
Better Than You Shopping Bag: My reusable bag makes me better than you.
Death Star Disco T-Shirt: Where Vader gets funky.
The next five products are available after the break…
When all the speeder bikes are gone, Stormtroopers that are running late are forced to use an alternate mode of transportation.
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Apparently the lackluster performance of the dark side isn’t limited exclusively to Stormtroopers. Who would have thought two moon sized, planet destroying battle stations would be discovered and targeted for destruction?
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Imperial Stormtroopers have gotten a bad wrap on their combat skills to the point where they became responsible for the phenomena known as “The Stormtrooper Effect”. But what they lacked as warriors they made up for in their ability to get wasted, draw penises on their friends helmets after they passed out and originate the dance known as “Stormtrooping”.
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