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Any first year physics student know that force equals mass times acceleration. Even someone who dropped out after the first few weeks probably remembers that. Advertising the fact that you have any scientific knowledge by using a Star Wars metaphor is a simple way to advertise your geekiness.
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After this bombshell, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Star Wars saga is really just a glitzy intergalactic episode of Jerry Springer. I’m expecting Han to come out from backstage to beat the piss out of Luke while Leia cries in the background.
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If you’ve ever worn a hat like this, you’ll know that they’re great for noggin warmth, but constantly decorated with repeating patterns of snowflakes, deer, or something else that’s unlikely to earn you any cool points. So when you have to choose, you might as well just reach for the friggin’ stars and grab R2-D2. Anyway, it’s about time you let the nerd within out for some public Star Wars pride.
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Even prejudice about the mingling of Star Trek and Star Wars characters couldn’t douse the flames of passion between C3-PO and Data.
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Whether it’s a 10 speed bike or a tauntaun, riding to work will conserve fuel. Those aren’t backwards worlds where this is their means of transportation, they are just environmentally conscious.
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I can understand how Samuel L. Jackson can get his roles confused after all these years. A Jedi master from Star Wars and a bad ass hit man from Pulp Fiction can be easily confused.
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Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.
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When not taking part in Galactic Civil War, Chewie satisfies his desperate need for attention by performing as a Wookiee cannonball in an intergalactic circus. Scoff if you must, but all that hair causes a lot of drag, so you can tell this furry bastard is really flying. Plus he’s still wearing his bandoleer in case he needs to kill something in mid flight. That’s pretty impressive.
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Fighting in space is one thing, but pitting the forces of good an evil against one another on a 100 yard field is another matter. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
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