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Although this crocheted tentacle scarf may appear unique and fashionable, it will probably become a drag when you try and land a husband. When a man spots a woman wearing 52 inches of simulated squid-like tentacles used for grasping and feeding, they’re bound to interpret it as the calling card of a succubus.
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Want some dreadlocks that are attached to a hat, which is also a giant polyester squid, which can also double as a pillow? Sure! Don’t we all? However, the down side is that from now on your opinions on any subject will most likely be met with: “like I’m going to listen to someone who wears a giant squid on their head”.
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Be the envy of the truck stop with this cap that comes straight from the Adult Swim Squidbillies series. It’s the perfect accessory to match the wifebeater, six pack of Busch and the stack of hardcore porn magazines you keep with you on the road.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 19th-January 25th 2009:
“Support Our Troops” Messenger Bag: Darth Vader’s display of nationalist pride.
Bacon Watch: Because it’s always time for bacon.
Teddy Bear Coat: Fur is murder.
Aurora Borealis Umbrella: Brings you the beauty of the northern lights on ugly days.
Scorpion Ring: Maybe a little over the top?
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The bad blood between the squid and the Wienermobile was bound to erupt in violence at one point or another.
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What would happen if you could cross breed an elephant with a squid? Apparently someone tried to answer that question and came up with a hybrid creature that will probably work its way into more than one nightmare.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 26th to June 1st 2008:
Marine Digital Camouflage Tie: Blend seamlessly into the office jungle.
Petrosexual T-Shirt: For people who really…really love their pets.
Green Girl Umbrella: This girl has a lot of personality…for an umbrella.
Anal Probe T-Shirt: What’s that stuck up your ass?
Squid Meets the Golden Gate Bridge T-Shirt: Giant squid attacks San Francisco!
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As you may or may not know, the Golden Gate Bridge was officially opened to pedestrian traffic on May 27th 1937, followed by vehicle traffic on the 28th. To celebrate this momentous anniversary, pick up a shirt that features the bridge in the midst of an attack from a giant squid. What better way to honor such an iconic structure?
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