The guys at YesButNoButYes have put together a hilarious gallery of athletes and sports fans who are either the most salacious, or the most naive people to ever step foot inside a stadium. As for our friends Dingle and Berry, as indicated by their coach’s shirt, they play for West Virginia—so we can safely assume that they are related in more than just the hilariousness of their names.
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Neil Armstrong may have been the first man to step on the moon, but Buzz is the one getting his own line of shoes. He has collaborated with Nike to produce the Buzz Aldrin x Nike 6.0 “Rocket Hero” Mavrk Mid 2.
The shoe sports photos actually taken by Aldrin himself transposed onto the exterior and broken up with black suede panels. Aldrin further personalizes the shoe by including his signature on the back and a picture of his lunar footprint on the insole. The Buzz Aldrin x Nike 6.0 “Rocket Hero” Mavrk Mid 2 will hit retailers January 1st, 2010.
Unfortunately, there is no word yet on how much it will cost you to moonwalk in a pair.
With its own set of hands clutching the oval Aquamarine center as if to say “Don’t steal me”, this eighteen karat yellow and white gold fantasy ring sports a lengthy list of credentials to justify the $36,000 price tag, including first place Saul Bell award in 2006, publication in the book “Masters”, as well as being the source of inspiration for a line of jewelry sold worldwide. However, people who don’t care for jewelry will probably just see a pair of hands holding a fancy salad spinner.
Product Page: ($36,000)
Lance isn’t getting any younger, and I don’t think professional cycling has developed rules prohibiting extraterrestrials yet.
Product Page ($20)
It may be unfair that Mr. Phelps is taking such heat for taking a bong hit. Maybe he was just confused: water pipe, water sports—very similar. Being a great swimmer doesn’t mean you have to have great judgment.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 2nd-8th, 2009:
Instant Hero Shirt: Comes in handy in a pinch.
Alien Disintegrator Shirt: Offers no protection.
Rorschach Beanie Mask: Hides your hideousness.
The Uncomb: Makes bed-head easy.
T-Shirt Hell Going Out Of Business Sale: Get ‘em while you can.
The next five products are available after the break…
Here’s the latest effort of computer nerds to gain some recognition and hear the word “cool” associated with me them for once. But bear in mind, a red, white and blue silhouette logo with a title featuring the word “National” won’t make you an athlete, unless we start having HTML code writing competitions at the Olympics.
Product Page: ($10)
These 100% polyester work gloves have acrylic resin grips that can be worn on the palm or the back of your hand. They are described as “useful for protecting your hands and increasing your grip when doing chores, gardening, driving or sports”. They are also adorned with approximate finger lengths and other fun measurements that will awaken your inner math nerd. Pretty soon you’ll be distracted into letting opposing teams score additional points while you’re busy trying to teach yourself the metric system by staring at your gloves, or figuring out how long your finger is in centimeters just before cutting it off with a power tool.
Product Page: ($25.00 CAD or about $20.42)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 10th-16th 2008:
Super Mario Cartridge T-Shirt: You’re 8-bits of retro style.
Assault and Battery T-Shirt: A car battery and a saltshaker join forces to wreak havoc.
Leonardo Da Vinci’s Backwards Watch: True to Leonardo’s original left-handed “code”.
PacMan Last Supper T-Shirt: Revenge is a dish best served with a giant white ball.
Wall Socket Temporary Tattoo: Nerds can finally pay homage to the most important thing in their lives: electricity!
The next five products are available after the break…
Don’t want to sound pompous about that special job or talent you have? Let these ties do all the bragging for you. They’ll say more about your lot in life than words ever could. Wearing them will boldly tell the world that you are a dedicated member of the Audio/Visual club at school, that you usher with pride at the local Cineplex, that you are a skilled artisan in the area of grandpa humor, or that you like magic. Any way you look at it, they all equal one thing…chicks, and lots of them.
The necktie/bowtie combo are both made from real film. The necktie measures approximately 13” and has a convenient brass weight at the bottom to hold it down. It also features photos of a large city with sailboats, palm trees, ocean liners, etc. The bowtie sports scenes of San Francisco complete with trolley. These badges of cool are available on ebay until October 30.
Product Page ($14.00)
