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Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.
If your face isn’t scary enough this Halloween, you may want to add a vegetable tanned leather spider web mask with a 2D Black Widow perched on your nose. Wearing it will also weed out arachnophobes as potential suitors.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Race Advantage T-Shirt: Lance Armstrong could use this race advantage.
Steel SAP Gloves: Are better than brass knuckles.
Spin Cycle T-Shirt: Should kitty be dried on ‘delicates’?
Hamburger Helper T-Shirt: You must really like Hamburger Helper.
Bling Soap On a Rope: Keep your rep at all times.
Typically, women would not be all that interested in carrying around a Spiderman Spider Hero keychain. And for good reason. But give that Spider man a large head that opens up to reveal a mirror and you may have just sold them. Plus he’s cute, that has to count for something.
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These Marvel cufflinks let you accessorize your formal wear with three of the coolest superheroes ever made: Wolverine, Spiderman and Captain America. You know they are great superheroes when they have multiple movies out and have made a ton of money. Only Captain America has been left in the dust, there has never been a decent movie with him in it yet.
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Marvel’s new line of messenger bags keep your stuff safe with a who’s who of heroes. Also available in standalone Spider-Man and Punisher versions (pictured after the break).
You remembered to bring your umbrella, so there is no reason you should have to share that comfort. This umbrella should help with that. Nobody is going to want to stick their head under a bunch of spiderwebs. Except for you, of course.
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I have no idea who wants snakes anywhere near them, but I am sure there are some freaks out there. This ring will be worn on two fingers with the head biting the third. The best thing it has going for it is that it is not a creepy spider.
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There was no reason they had to make mittens out of spiders. The guy has eight legs, which is more than enough for a set of fingers. It does leave you plenty of appendages to slap people around with though. That makes the lack of fingers acceptable.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 17th-23rd 2008:
MP3/LED Skull Belt Buckle: Keeps your pants up, holds your MP3 player, and can be used as a weapon.
Smart Fortwo Cap: Official cap of the “Smart Fortwo Treehuggers”.
Spider’s Lace Shirt: So new its not even completed yet.
Transfats T-Shirt: What happens when the transformers get sloppy with their workout regimen.
Money Laundry Bag: Perfect for about 10 years worth of laundry quarters.
The next five products are available after the break…
