
If you are looking for some super flair, Epic Proportions can easily help you reach the 15-piece limit your boss requires. Available sets include: Transformers, King of Monsters, Star Wars, Avengers, Five Deadly Venoms, Bruce Lee, Batman, THe “B” List, X-Men, Spider-Man, Justice League, Voltron, and Science Ninjas.
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With today being Thanksgiving, it’s fitting that this spider waited until today to suck the guts out of the fattened golden fly. By having this on a bracelet you can use it as a reminder to be thankful for the fact that you aren’t a spider…or a fly.
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Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.
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If your face isn’t scary enough this Halloween, you may want to add a vegetable tanned leather spider web mask with a 2D Black Widow perched on your nose. Wearing it will also weed out arachnophobes as potential suitors.
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Typically, women would not be all that interested in carrying around a Spiderman Spider Hero keychain. And for good reason. But give that Spider man a large head that opens up to reveal a mirror and you may have just sold them. Plus he’s cute, that has to count for something.
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These Marvel cufflinks let you accessorize your formal wear with three of the coolest superheroes ever made: Wolverine, Spiderman and Captain America. You know they are great superheroes when they have multiple movies out and have made a ton of money. Only Captain America has been left in the dust, there has never been a decent movie with him in it yet.
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You remembered to bring your umbrella, so there is no reason you should have to share that comfort. This umbrella should help with that. Nobody is going to want to stick their head under a bunch of spiderwebs. Except for you, of course.
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I have no idea who wants snakes anywhere near them, but I am sure there are some freaks out there. This ring will be worn on two fingers with the head biting the third. The best thing it has going for it is that it is not a creepy spider.
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