You know that our civilization is on a downward spiral when even impressionistic art is based on the video games of your youth. Next thing you know our ground based alien defense will be based on Space Invaders.
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What temporarily ended the 31 year Space Invaders battle and restored peace to the pixelated land? An opportunity for 2D aliens to get their pervert on an feel up a woman’s leg.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:
Boom Head Shot T-Shirt: Boom! nice head shot…Shirt.
Instant Evil T-Shirt: The outfit for instant evil.
Crazy House T-Shirt: Dr. House gets dissected.
Anti-Googlevan T-Shirt: Wear this to avoid getting busted by the Googlevan.
Bandana Blooms: Are a biker’s “I Love You”.
Leave it to the wife to ruin all an alien’s fun. All he is looking for is a little bonding with his alien brethren and he has to endure the indignity of being dragged home by his ear-like appendage.
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You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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You always assumed that the 8-bit graphics that Atari provided you in Space Invaders were a limitation of their console system. This picture proves that the lousy graphics had nothing to do with a lack of precision but were a realistic representation of what was attacking at the time.
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I am not sure what anyone would expect a space invader to do other than to take up your personal space. I mean it is right in their very descriptive name. But just to clear up any confusion, this shirt clearly lays out the fact that your space is not to be messed with, and that goes for aliens as well as humans.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
Wearing a shirt with an animated Space Invaders sequence will insure that, for once, the attention your chest is getting is not due to fully developed man boobs. The illuminated display should run about two hours on three AAA batteries. A detailed image is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 8th-14th, 2009:
I Heart Pubes Tote Bag: There’s just something about those curls!
Super Mario 3 Necklace: Keeps the cartridge close to your heart.
H1-N1 T-Shirt: A toilet may be R2-D2’s unfortunate offspring.
Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade T-Shirt: Enter if you dare.
Dog Meets Batman T-Shirt: What happens when a nerd and a dog are teleported together?
