Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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These Tabi socks offer a Hokusai print and kanji that apparently reads either “Japan is #1″ or “Best of Japan”. By the looks of things this could be a creative way to get more surfers to vacation in The Land of the Rising Sun.
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You have to get to the houses quickly to ensure that you get the best candy right? Plus there’s the bag, which can get quite heavy. Might as well treat it like a workout with this Halloween sweatband combo. Of course, any gains you achieve running around the neighborhood will be quickly eclipsed by the candy you worked so hard to attain.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
F*cking Pterodactyls!: The perils of the Jurassic Park parking lot. (NSFW)
Pac-Man Hat: Rekindles boring memories.
Woodstock Hero: Woodstock for the 21st century.
Open & Closed Necklace: These boobs are open for business.
Klingon T-Shirt: Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
Glasses? Check. Bow tie? Check. Suspenders? Check. Circuit board socks worn with sandals? Sadly…check.
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Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.
These Warp Zone socks take you to a level of pure toasty bliss the second you put them on. Works best if you are a short mutachioed Italian plumber with a fetish for women out of your league.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 16th-22nd, 2009:
Meat Socks: Get em’ while they’re fresh.
Wolverine “SNIKT” T-Shirt: Change you can believe in.
Prince on a Segway: Slightly cooler than a rascal.
Better Than You Shopping Bag: My reusable bag makes me better than you.
Death Star Disco T-Shirt: Where Vader gets funky.
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Between plane crashes in the news lately and the recent events in the TV show Lost, anxiety about flying is probably at an all-time high. Embrace your fears with these passport cases by designer tinymeat. The version pictured above is entitled “Air Terminal.” If you look closely you will see everything from cavity searches to an Indian burial ground. A second case entitled “Duck and Cover” is pictured after the break (an alternate title should be “Kiss Your Ass Goodbye”).
Keep your feet toasty warm with these meat and intestines socks from Ashi Dashi. Just make sure they’re fresh—this meat goes bad if you don’t wash it regularly. Additional images are available after the break.
