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With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
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Whether you played the game of snake on a cell phone years ago or are still playing some version of it today, taming a snake can be a tough thing to do. There is no reason to believe that the digital version is any less dangerous than the real version.
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You generally try to keep your body parts out of a snake’s mouth, but these gloves force you to put your whole arm in. The fleece will keep you warm, the tongue will continually freak you out.
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Beside amusing yourself by wearing this shirt, it is also a simple psychological experiment. Which of your friends is going to mention that there is a small, poisonous looking snake on your shirt and which are going to just not say anything at all.
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What is it with all the lips and mouth fashion these days? And why put them on a ring with an amber rhinestone and an eyeball? These are the deep questions we should be asking, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “When was the last time you told someone you loved them?” This is the truly deep shit, right here.
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This would look totally natural in 1988, along with the latest Poison album, hairspray, high heels, fishnets, a feather boa and the street.
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I just finished watching Fred Savage in “The Wizard”, one of the most monumentally dated movies of all time, so I couldn’t be more primed to post some 1980’s clip art dinosaur prancing through water. But since it’s all so fresh I’m actually finding this design kind of cool, and I suddenly have the urge to use DOS, and drive an IROC-Z while listening to Whitesnake, then cap the night off by handing Bowser his own ass in a Super Mario 3 smackdown.
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If you thought erectile dysfunction was tough to overcome then reptile dysfunction could be your worst nightmare. At least the snake looks satisfied.
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The creators of this shirt seem to think Master Chief, Mario, Solid Snake and Gordon Freeman belong on the mountain. Agree or disagree?
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It is no wonder that St. Patrick’s Day is known for drinking. Just a couple hours putting up with this kind of bother is enough to drive anyone to drink.
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