
It’s nice that this reversible sleep mask can tell a man whether or not there is any point to waking her as he makes his way to bed, it is too bad that a simple mistake of having the wrong side facing out can ruin the entire evening for both.
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Harness an image of the King of Pop’s face to block out the light while you sleep with this Michael Jackson “Dangerous” sleep mask. Maybe when you wear it your dreams will involve you and Peter Pan flying over England while making nightly trips to Neverland to fight Captain Hook. It’ll be a nice change from the 8 hour porn movie that normally occupies that time slot.
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Nothing says “hardcore pirate” like wearing an eyepatch and a sleep mask with another eyepatch on it.
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People in your household may not give waking you out of a deep sleep a second thought, but they may hesitate just a bit when they see a mummy with glowing eyes staring at them. It is worth trying anything to get people to leave you alone, so this sleep mask would be a small price to pay.
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This sleep mask is reversible, “sleeping with the devil” on one side, “sleeping with my angel” on the other. All you need to figure out is which one indicates that she would be open to waking up at midnight for a some extracurricular activities.
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You can’t see through women’s clothes with your eyes closed! It probably doesn’t matter though. I’m sure this sleep mask works just about as well as the glasses.
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This sleep mask will be great for you to block out the light and let you get a good nights sleep, but it won’t be doing any favors for your sleep partner. Lucky, the wearer of the mask will not have to see those goofy and unmistakable eyes looking at them all night.
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