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Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
It is all well and good that this Wolverine replica leather jacket is approved by Marvel and includes the metal dog tag and chain just as in the movie. What it lacks is Wolverine’s claws—and Wolverine with no claws is like a butt-naked Batman.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.
Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).
Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.
Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.
Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.
Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.
Your fellow skiers will move out of your way when they see a monkey coming at them. Not because they really think it is a monkey, but because they are concerned about the mental stability of anyone who would wear such a thing.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 29th 2008 to January 4th 2009:
Cavewoman Panties: Rock your lover back to the stone age.
Legend of Zelda Messenger Bag: Because Link needs you.
Jaws 5: Jaws in Space T-Shirt: Jaws goes where all movie franchises go to die… outer space.
Silence of the Lambs Ski Mask: Makes you scary on the slopes.
Dead Ninja Scarf: It takes a lot of courage to walk around with a dead ninja draped over your shoulders.
The next five products are available after the break…
When Hannibal Lecter needs to get away, he hits the slopes. This neoprene ski mask keeps him looking menacing while enjoying a little R&R.
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The Dark Knight has been out of the news for a little while, but it is about to get more press with the Oscars coming up. Register your vote for Heath Ledger when you wear this ski mask that makes you look just like his Joker. If nothing else it will give you a very distinctive look out on the ski slopes.
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Those looking to conceal their identity may want to invest in a traditional ski mask as opposed to this Scuba Mask Beanie. No one is going to take you seriously with this thing on.
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