
They may have no organs or skin, but these skeletons have not forgotten what their favorite activity was when they were still alive. The top skeleton on the ring is movable which makes it much more lifelike, although lifelike may not be the best adjective for a skeleton.
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Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.
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Just when you thought there was nothing out there to spice up your look for the trailer park social, the smoke brooch steps in to save the day.
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When you think of uses for a disembodied skeleton hand your first thought probably isn’t hair clip, brooch, necklace, choker or bracelet. But someone saw the potential, and apparently made some money off it, because it’s currently sold out on Etsy. Same goes for the equally ingenious black stitches bracelet pictured after the break.
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The skeleton on this watch will appear to strum the guitar that is the minute hand each time the skeleton hour hand passes it. Maybe strumming once an hour seems pretty slow to you, but it is fairly quick for a skeleton.
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The sad thing is that the real Teletubbies are a lot scarier than this skeleton version of them.
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