
Show your support for a fictional beverage with these Duff Beer sandals. However, if it’s true foot-flavored beer you are after, I suggest picking up these Dram sandals instead.
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Unless you’ve read Moby Dick, seen the Simpsons episode entitled “Mother Simpson”, or end up taking this helmet back in time to the 1840’s, chances are that no one will know what the hell Phrenology is. Sorry, Franz Joseph Gall.
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Even if the Kwik-E-Mart existed, I wouldn’t be too quick to work or even shop there. I’ve seen the show—it’s ground zero for food poisoning and gunfire. The reverse image is available after the break.
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A serious griller will understand Homer’s dilemma. If you want serious flames, you need some gas. You just need to be a little cautious, which Homer obviously is not. You will still be a hit with the kids at the cook out with this apron, even more so if you get the matching oven mitt.
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Homer seems to have the right idea. If you are going to recycle, the more the better. So rather than just tossing a beer can or two into the bin every week, toss a couple twelve packs in a night. He’s just doing his part for the environment.
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This Homer Simpson keyring has everything he needs: a pair of underwear, a beer and a remote control. Of the three, the underwear is probably what he cares least about and what you are most happy he has.
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