Lance isn’t getting any younger, and I don’t think professional cycling has developed rules prohibiting extraterrestrials yet.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June June 22nd-28th, 2009:
The Barbarian: Adds a little blood to your motorcycle helmet.
We’re Just Friends T-Shirt: Just like brother and sister…*sigh.*
Band Parent Shorts: My instrument is in my shorts.
Baconheart T-Shirt: Fly the heart and crossbacons.
Karate T-Shirt: The problem with Karate.
Let’s face it, being in the marching band is not like being the star quarterback—but that won’t stop proud parents and students from wearing PepWear shorts that feature band-related propaganda printed across the ass. Only good taste can do that. Additional designs are available after the break.
Rubik’s Cube swim trunks—the only pair of swim trunks that says: “hey ladies—think you can solve the complex 3D puzzle going on in my pants?”
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There’s something about riding a bike that just makes you want to lay down a fierce carpet bombing to mark your path. It could be the open air, the tight biker shorts, or the satisfaction of knowing that you’ll be long gone by the time the next pedestrian or rider gets engulfed by your funk.
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There is probably no more oddball character than JD in Scrubs. Not way out there, just a little bit off in his very own way. As the shirt for the fictional Shower Shortz points out, just because a man is hiding something doesn’t mean he has anything to hide. Purely a personal choice on JD’s part.
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It is no secret that most people figure that Scooby and Shaggy were wasted most of the time. So I guess it comes as no surprise for them to appropriate Las Vegas’ slogan to keep prying eyes away from their private activities. Whether that activity is illegal drugs or something involving Daphne is open to interpretation.
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Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.
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