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Great news for people that have almost completely given up on their appearance! As the name indicates, PajamaJeans are sweatpants designed to look like jeans—so feel free to sleep in them or head out to Walmart and hold your head high among all the people shopping in standard sweatpants.

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transformers cufflinks

There have been several sets of Transformers cufflinks based on the Autobot and Decepticon shields, but this is the first I’ve come across that feature full-on robots. So, this set is the obvious choice for nerds that are forced to trade in the t-shirt and shorts for a more presentable look now and then.

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skeleton jeans

I’m not a big fan of skinny jeans, but some people can wear them well. However, this is going waaaay too far.

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You Set Me On Fire Acrylic RingThese red, translucent orange and yellow acrylic flame rings are available in sizes 5, 7, 8 or 9 with the largest one standing 0.6″ above your finger. They’re also perfect for scratching your junk every time you put your hand in your pocket, or for a rockabilly wedding proposal.

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cycling-race-et

Lance isn’t getting any younger, and I don’t think professional cycling has developed rules prohibiting extraterrestrials yet.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:

Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.

MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?

Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.

The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.

Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!

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zombie-shorts

It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June June 22nd-28th, 2009:

The Barbarian: Adds a little blood to your motorcycle helmet.

We’re Just Friends T-Shirt: Just like brother and sister…*sigh.*

Band Parent Shorts: My instrument is in my shorts.

Baconheart T-Shirt: Fly the heart and crossbacons.

Karate T-Shirt: The problem with Karate.

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band-shorts

Let’s face it, being in the marching band is not like being the star quarterback—but that won’t stop proud parents and students from wearing PepWear shorts that feature band-related propaganda printed across the ass. Only good taste can do that. Additional designs are available after the break.

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rubiks-cube-swim-trunks

Rubik’s Cube swim trunks—the only pair of swim trunks that says: “hey ladies—think you can solve the complex 3D puzzle going on in my pants?”

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