You’ll have to check your pacifism at the door if you want to wage war on plastic. That’s when it’s time to feel the warm companionship of this neoprene grenade which contains a reusable polyester shopping bag that has “War on Plastic” printed on it. You’ll set an example for the whole health food store by letting them know that you’ve eliminated .00001% of plastic products from your life. Way to go!
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Even a happy go lucky dessert item like a cupcake can find himself becoming a bad seed. He may have been influenced by another bad cupcake or he may be doing the corrupting, look at this bag to see if you can spot which one has gone bad.
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Showtime’s resident serial killer Dexter has a kid in Season 4, so minivans and green shopping bags at the supermarket must be just around the corner.
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Take your goldfish with you thanks to this unique fishbowl bag from Dynomighty Design. And the best part is that you won’t have to flush him down the toilet afterward.
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Turn your grocery shopping trips into walks on the beach with this shopping bag. The bag will hold plenty of whatever goods you are trying to carry and the “sand” covering for the top will keep them safe. The bag is collapsible making it even easier to carry around when not filled with goodies. There is no reason to carry around an ugly traditional shopping bag when you can use one that makes you feel like you can actually feel the cool ocean breeze blowing through your hair.
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Wearing a shirt that says “I Waxed My Asshole For This” is amusing, but put that same shirt on a dog and it is downright hilarious. It is also available on everything from hoodies to shopping bags.
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