We’ve written about a lot of amusing t-shirts in 2009, but we wen’t ahead and boiled the list down to 10 of our favorites. So enjoy—and have a happy new year!
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Give these mittens to someone who is a rabid hand talker and prepare to never take them seriously again.
Product Page: ($34.99)
All those other shark t-shirts are going to look like sad replicas when you take your 3D shark t-shirt out. The average witness will just see a blurry shark, but they will get the full effect when you let them use the 3D glasses you carry around for just that purpose. So you may as well add on the cost of a couple pairs of 3D glasses when you decide whether or not you can afford this shirt.
Product Page ($10 via Super Punch)
The only way you can be in the ocean safely with a bunch of sharks is if you are caged. All you need is for them to learn the art of misdirection and get their hands (fins?) on an underwater torch. At that point there is nowhere to hide.
Product Page ($14.95)
Apes and sharks high fiving? Unless I stumble into the woods one day and find a squirrel and a giraffe fist-bumping, I think I have seen it all.
Product Page ($38)
The concept seems pretty simple: you want a small fish you get a small bag; you want a large, man eating fish you get a large bag. You also may want a forklift.
Product Page ($19.95)
If you see a warning sign that addresses danger from sharks on both land and sea, I would find myself another beach.
Product Page ($25)
Your first thought upon seeing a shark may not be to stick your foot in it’s mouth. Yet that is exactly what these socks require you to do. When wearing long pants only you will know what lurks underneath, but when wearing a pair of shorts everyone will be able to get a look. They will also wonder why you are wearing black socks with shorts but that is just how you roll. Pair it with the man eating shark hat to feel like you are in a complete shark feeding frenzy.
Product Page ($8.95)
It may not be a hat that you can wear on your next night out, but it would be a nice thing to have at a party when you plan on drinking a lot more than medically recommended. Anyone of the opposite sex that finds it amusing is obviously as drunk as you are and a prime candidate for late night activities.
Product Page ($15.99)
