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Quotes and messages from various Bible passages are thrown around all the time, but how many people really sit down and read it from cover to cover. “Too Long, Did Not Read” would probably describe most people’s experience with it.
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They say that a monkey typing randomly for an infinite period of time will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless you have a defective monkey, that is. Then you would be lucky to get Dr. Seuss.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:
Van Damme vs. Shakespeare T-Shirt: When it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
Smartphone T-Shirt: Has owning a Smartphone changed the way you poop?
Don’t Cross The Streams T-Shirt: A sneak peek of Ghostbusters 3?
Talk To The Han T-Shirt: How many people would jump at the chance to talk to Han?
You’re Not One Of Us Anymore, Pluto T-Shirt: Pluto is now a planet outcast.
In a fight, I will have to go with Van Damme (barely)—but when it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
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The expected symbols for comedy and tragedy are the smiling/frowning masks. This tote bag illustrates the whole concept more simply and with much better flair, even going so far as to use Mr. Shakespeare himself. We all know that clowns are supposed to be funny, throwing a clown nose on Shakespeare covers that one. And I think we all also know what it feels like to be stabbed in the back. Take this bag out and show whichever side to the world that currently fits your emotional state.
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Those weapons are filled with poetry, sonnets and tragedies, and they’re aimed right at your heart strings. What are you gonna do?
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No one but Charlie Chaplin would get themselves stuck on a working gear of a watch. The image comes from the first shot in his movie Modern Times which was actually a harsh assessment of the dictatorship of the clock over workers. But keep watching for your amusement, he can’t hang on forever.
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A great advantage of wearing this tie that is covered with formulas is that the majority of people are not smart enough to know whether the solutions are right or wrong. Their assumption will be that they must be right. They may also assume that someone who is that smart must have a lot of money. That is where they would be wrong, but she may not figure that out for a few weeks. That is to your advantage.
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Every day of your life has a little bit of drama and comedy. Laughing or crying at any given time is just a part of life. Now you can be ready for either and get some UV protection as well. You can hope your right eye gets a little more action than the left with these.
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