Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
This Wonder Woman tiara, bracelet and lasso set is meant as a collectible display piece, but if any sexy women want to wear it that’s fine by me. Now, guys that want to put this stuff on a blow up doll with a taped-on face shot of Megan Fox is another matter altogether.
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There have been other takes on the Batman Utility Belt in the past, but few are as finely crafted as this version from JLA. Unfortunately, there are no grappling hooks or bat-shaped throwing stars in those leather pouches, which makes it hard to justify spending $280 on. Plus, they claim that it is only “a prop replica only and not meant to be worn.” Please—if I’m spending that much on a belt, I’m going to wear it even in the most inappropriate situations. Situations like: with a suit at work, or when I’m naked and ready for some sexy time with my lady. When she protests, I will simply say: “I’m the Batman.”
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Our designer friend Sancho Hemelsoen is back with more crazy concept threads—including the sexy “Collection /2.” As you can see from this image and the ones in the gallery below, it takes two people to pull off the look. But that is fine by me.
Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 31st -September 6th, 2009:
In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt: In case of zombies read this shirt.
Jurassircus T-Shirt: T-Rex juggles at the Jurassircus.
Self Portrait Purse: Someone obviously doesn’t have body issues.
Cereal Tee: Assassinates your sexy.
Reversible Sweatshirt: Reflects your mood.
Certain fashions are eternally unsexy, and if you feel the need to bump your sexy factor down a couple hundred notches we recommend a cereal tee, which now steps up to join such legends as the grandma sweater, birth control glasses, sweat pants and the teacher sweater.
Product Page: (8,400 Yen, or about $90.55)
