Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.
Product Page ($20)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 31st -September 6th, 2009:
In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt: In case of zombies read this shirt.
Jurassircus T-Shirt: T-Rex juggles at the Jurassircus.
Self Portrait Purse: Someone obviously doesn’t have body issues.
Cereal Tee: Assassinates your sexy.
Reversible Sweatshirt: Reflects your mood.
Certain fashions are eternally unsexy, and if you feel the need to bump your sexy factor down a couple hundred notches we recommend a cereal tee, which now steps up to join such legends as the grandma sweater, birth control glasses, sweat pants and the teacher sweater.
Product Page: (8,400 Yen, or about $90.55)
The product page describes the features of this shirt as:
“A Linux cheat sheet printed upside-down, so you can glance down at it while hacking. Aimed at the non-guru, it’s mainly an overview of useful programs and in some cases handy arguments, and includes a guide to regular expressions.”
All I can say is if you have a cheat sheet with all the answers and you still don’t understand it, that means it’s time to lie, then change the subject… quickly.
Product Page: ($19 backorder)
If watching “Twilight” has given you the desire to flush out any misunderstood, pale Robert Pattinson types at your school so you can live your very own vampire love story, then you need to get some vampire bling to let them know you’re into their shit. Then hopefully you’ll be on the fast track to hooking up with a guy who needs to suck animal blood to survive… Sexy!
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Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
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I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).
Why wait until your legs are covered with veins when you can have that sexy look on demand? Veiny hose slips over your pristine skin to give you that “inside-out” look all the kids love these days.
Product Page (41 EUR or $58 via Likecool)
From Nerd Approved: It’s dark and your hands are busy. A miner’s helmet just isn’t sexy (except that one time when you were role playing), so you let your crotch lead the way with the Playazon Merkin Flashlight and it’s three ultra-bright LEDs. Spelunking anyone?
Product Page: ($45)
