Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
The guys at Played Online have done the nerd world proud by compiling a list of the best female Street Fighter costumes. In this case “best” equals “sexiest”, so the result is a collection of scantily clad, unpixelated video game vixens who can send your heart into love palpitations and kick your ass all at the same time.
Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
This Wonder Woman tiara, bracelet and lasso set is meant as a collectible display piece, but if any sexy women want to wear it that’s fine by me. Now, guys that want to put this stuff on a blow up doll with a taped-on face shot of Megan Fox is another matter altogether.
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Hopefully you can get some girl to commit to you before she figures out that going all night will do nothing for her but give her some peace and quiet. That hope will also require that she is illiterate and can’t read this shirt.
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We all knew that paper beats rock, we just didn’t know it was to satisfy his S&M sexual fantasies. Think scissors knows anything about this?
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I have no idea what each variable in this equation stands for, but I can guarantee I will have no problem remembering the solution.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 4th-10th 2010:
Sex With Your Girlfriend: Your Facebook friends love your girlfriend too.
Tabi Boots: Aren’t Just for Ninjas anymore.
Bathrobe Extreme Fighting: That bathrobe does not make you a Kung Fu master.
Mail: How mail Travels in the 21st century?
Three Hangover Moon: The three (blank) moon t-shirt craze has reached its apex with this Hangover inspired version.
Thanks to these animal hats, you can find out what a vast array of animals would look like if their noggins were used as headwear. They are customizable according to type of yarn, color and size, and you can choose from a variety of “fish eating my head” or “don’t go hunting wearing me” designs. Check out the gallery of additional styles after the break.
