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At first it may have been a turn on, but after spotting this in the shower, Prince realized that he hooked up with either a total whack job or a chick hiding a massive bald spot. Looks like it’s time to work that aging rockstar mojo on some new groupies. We suggest landing one that wears the design pictured after the break.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 16th-22nd, 2009:

Meat Socks: Get em’ while they’re fresh.

Wolverine “SNIKT” T-Shirt: Change you can believe in.

Prince on a Segway: Slightly cooler than a rascal.

Better Than You Shopping Bag: My reusable bag makes me better than you.

Death Star Disco T-Shirt:  Where Vader gets funky.

The next five products are available after the break…

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Even though the ravages of age will eventually take away the ability to remember lyrics, play an instrument or bang a groupie, aging rock stars like Prince and the Rolling Stones can at least give reduced mobility a swift kick in the ass with the artist transporter Segway. It may not be a Rascal, but it will still take a long time to convince people that this is cool; so start spearheading that trend now guys!

Product Page: ($23 pre-order for March 8 release)

Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products from the week of September 15th to the 21st 2008:

“Bond, Molecular Bond” Tote Bag: Bond for science nerds.

Know You Medieval Head Wounds T-Shirt: Very important knowledge to have.

Planet of the Crepes: Damn you all to hell!

The Bathroom Sombrero: Products that should exist, but don’t.

FrankEinstein Shirt: Grab the torches!

The next five products are available after the break…

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Hey, hunting for brains at 12 mph is a hell of a lot faster than zombies were getting lurching around on foot. Upgrade!

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Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek products for the week of February 11th-17th 2008.

Collar Stays With Racy Messages: A little hidden daily affirmation.

Segway Beta T-Shirt: If you are a geek, it will make you laugh guaranteed.

Hookers for Jesus Clothing: It’s sacrilicious.

Money Bag: Robbing a bank? This bag can help.

Roulette Watch: A convenient way to feed your growing gambling addiction.

The next five products are available after the break.

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Segway Beta Shirt

by Jeff Chenkus on February 11, 2008 · 1 comment

in T-Shirts

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Every geek understand how the whole development process works for software. You first real attempt is an alpha version, you make improvements and move to a beta version and then you have the final production version. Product Development isn’t much different. They obviously made a lot of improvements in the Segway from the beta version to the production version.

Product Page ($15)