
At first it may have been a turn on, but after spotting this in the shower, Prince realized that he hooked up with either a total whack job or a chick hiding a massive bald spot. Looks like it’s time to work that aging rockstar mojo on some new groupies. We suggest landing one that wears the design pictured after the break.
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Even though the ravages of age will eventually take away the ability to remember lyrics, play an instrument or bang a groupie, aging rock stars like Prince and the Rolling Stones can at least give reduced mobility a swift kick in the ass with the artist transporter Segway. It may not be a Rascal, but it will still take a long time to convince people that this is cool; so start spearheading that trend now guys!
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Hey, hunting for brains at 12 mph is a hell of a lot faster than zombies were getting lurching around on foot. Upgrade!
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Every geek understand how the whole development process works for software. You first real attempt is an alpha version, you make improvements and move to a beta version and then you have the final production version. Product Development isn’t much different. They obviously made a lot of improvements in the Segway from the beta version to the production version.
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