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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:

Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.

Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.

Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.

Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.

Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.

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I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”

Product Page ($19)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:

Augmented Reality Shirt: Your augmented reality hand plays a mean game of rock, paper, scissors.

Peanuts Characters as Actual Peanuts: Make for one incredible shirt.

Poop Shirt: Stop and poop.

Show Off: All matches aspire to become arsonists.

Things Travel Cosmetic Bags: Simple travel bags for simple people.

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paper-beats-rock-2

We all knew that paper beats rock, we just didn’t know it was to satisfy his S&M sexual fantasies. Think scissors knows anything about this?

Product Page ($23.94)

“T-Post” is a wearable magazine that supplies its subscribers with a different t-shirt every six weeks. Printed on the inside of each shirt is a news article about a particular current event, on the outside is graphic art used to give it a unique visual interpretation.

If you’re a subscriber, you’ve already been hooked up with this t-shirt which uses augmented reality and a webcam to allow you to play rock, paper, scissors with an ultra-competitive extra limb that lives in your chest. Check out the video above to see the shirt in action.

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spock-party-trick

The first time Spock pulled out his dog shadow puppet at a party, everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, it is the only shadow puppet he knows. It is now to the point where he either needs to give it up or he won’t get invited to any more parties.

Product Page ($19.95)

rock-is-dead

Rock has been declared dead a number of times in the past. Each and every time it happens, paper has to come up with an alibi while scissors are never even questioned. Declaring paper guilty may be premature.

Product Page ($15 tee, $40 hoodie)

rock_beats_scissors

Rock must be a bit of a bully to always beat scissors when he knows he can’t lose. His shame is clearly evident on this shirt by his desire to have no one know what really happened.

Product Page ($6)

rock-paper-metal

In the world of rock, paper, scissor competition, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, and metal beats anything played on an acoustic guitar and any concert under 50,000 watts. Viva tinnitus!

Product Page: ($16)

instant-hero-shirt

If any emergency comes up this shirt gives you the ability to turn into a superhero with just a pair of scissors. That should inspire confidence in those you are saving.

Product Page (£24.99, about $36)