I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
“T-Post” is a wearable magazine that supplies its subscribers with a different t-shirt every six weeks. Printed on the inside of each shirt is a news article about a particular current event, on the outside is graphic art used to give it a unique visual interpretation.
If you’re a subscriber, you’ve already been hooked up with this t-shirt which uses augmented reality and a webcam to allow you to play rock, paper, scissors with an ultra-competitive extra limb that lives in your chest. Check out the video above to see the shirt in action.
The first time Spock pulled out his dog shadow puppet at a party, everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, it is the only shadow puppet he knows. It is now to the point where he either needs to give it up or he won’t get invited to any more parties.
Rock has been declared dead a number of times in the past. Each and every time it happens, paper has to come up with an alibi while scissors are never even questioned. Declaring paper guilty may be premature.
Rock must be a bit of a bully to always beat scissors when he knows he can’t lose. His shame is clearly evident on this shirt by his desire to have no one know what really happened.
In the world of rock, paper, scissor competition, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, and metal beats anything played on an acoustic guitar and any concert under 50,000 watts. Viva tinnitus!
If any emergency comes up this shirt gives you the ability to turn into a superhero with just a pair of scissors. That should inspire confidence in those you are saving.