Rock has been declared dead a number of times in the past. Each and every time it happens, paper has to come up with an alibi while scissors are never even questioned. Declaring paper guilty may be premature.
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Rock must be a bit of a bully to always beat scissors when he knows he can’t lose. His shame is clearly evident on this shirt by his desire to have no one know what really happened.
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In the world of rock, paper, scissor competition, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, and metal beats anything played on an acoustic guitar and any concert under 50,000 watts. Viva tinnitus!
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If any emergency comes up this shirt gives you the ability to turn into a superhero with just a pair of scissors. That should inspire confidence in those you are saving.
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The game of rock-paper-scissors has been around for far too long without being updated. Adding Spock and lizard as valid entries opens the whole game up, but it is only fun if everyone knows the rules. Just think of yourself as the new ambassador of the game when you wear this shirt that shows all the interconnected relationships. My favorite has to be that paper disproves Spock.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 13th to the 18th 2008:
Dirty Larry Fedora: Keeps that pistol handy.
Kool Keys: Electronic music at your fingertips…literally.
Nurse Advice Shirt: Remember, nobody likes a pair of filthy balls.
Dwight Schrute’s Gun Show: Do you have your tickets?
Sarah Palin Watches: Tell time with Sarah Palin accuracy (or lack therof).
The next five products are available after the break…
Poor rock thought he had the match won when paper comes flying in from nowhere. What is this, a tag team match? If paper isn’t careful, the scissors may exact revenge on someone he can beat.There is just a lot of action on this shirt for three simple objects.
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This bag is made to carry around just about anything you need, from tools of your trade to office clothing you may need after a long night out. And since there could be anything in there from an engagement ring to a pair of scissors, thieves are not likely to take their chances stealing this bag.
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Wearing a pair of gloves should not just be about the utility of keeping your hands warm. You could channel the oddity that is Johnny Depp wearing this pair of gloves that come complete with fake scissors attached to the fingers. Running with these is still discouraged, fake scissors or not.
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Designers Thomas Jaillot and Marco De Michelis are planning on unveiling the “Paper Cuts” bracelet sometime this week for the new Toy-Me collection. From the teaser:
“Paris designer Thomas Jaillot together with Marco De Michelis will introduce a Silver Scissor that wraps around your wrist and mixes with paper art transformations into silver, Origami earrings and a Paper Windmill charm and Earing.”
It is unconventional, that’s for sure, but it definitely works.
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