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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:

Rubik’s Cube Swim Trunks: Definitely puzzling.

3-Way T-Shirt: Ever consider a 3-way?

Duck Hunter T-Shirt: Now the hunted.

Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics: Fast food shoes? You can’t lose!

Dead Teddy Bear Bag: Can be stuffed with your…Stuff.

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rock-scissorhands

The Thing being made of rock gives him a distinct advantage playing against Edward Scissorhands. There is nothing that is going to change his odds of winning, which will remain at zero.

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workgloves

These 100% polyester work gloves have acrylic resin grips that can be worn on the palm or the back of your hand. They are described as “useful for protecting your hands and increasing your grip when doing chores, gardening, driving or sports”. They are also adorned with approximate finger lengths and other fun measurements that will awaken your inner math nerd. Pretty soon you’ll be distracted into letting opposing teams score additional points while you’re busy trying to teach yourself the metric system by staring at your gloves, or figuring out how long your finger is in centimeters just before cutting it off with a power tool.

Product Page: ($25.00 CAD or about $20.42)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 7th—13th 2008:

“Enough LaBeouf!” T-Shirt: Seriously, we can’t stand it anymore.

Guitar Hero Branded Chain Wallet: A cool wallet—even if it isn’t full of real rock star cash.

Fish Belt Buckle: Yeah, its tacky…but then you pull out the measuring tape.

Phantom Menace T-Shirt: Actually, its the Phantom Menace…of the Opera (very different experience).

Tortured Soul Belt Buckle: Use your torment to hold up your pants.

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Wearing a pair of gloves should not just be about the utility of keeping your hands warm. You could channel the oddity that is Johnny Depp wearing this pair of gloves that come complete with fake scissors attached to the fingers. Running with these is still discouraged, fake scissors or not.

Product Page ($29.99)