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I don’t know jack about Longcat except what the all-knowing product page tells me. Apparently he’s a popular internet meme, and he’s also Tacgnol’s nemesis. Fascinating… by looking at this scarf I’d say Tacgnol won. You’ll also be happy to know that Longcat is over 5ft long and 6 inches wide and has a carefully crafted butthole.
Product Page: (Currently Sold Out)
Apparently this gold chain scarf is crocheted, but it gives you a good idea of what they would look like if they were manufactured by Superpretzel.
Product Page: ($52)
Although this crocheted tentacle scarf may appear unique and fashionable, it will probably become a drag when you try and land a husband. When a man spots a woman wearing 52 inches of simulated squid-like tentacles used for grasping and feeding, they’re bound to interpret it as the calling card of a succubus.
Product Page: ($68)
If you have the skills, making one of these awesome looking piranha plant scarves is as easy as following the directions enemyairship spells out on the Crafster forums. Hopefully, she will offer this up for sale one day for us lazy types (UPDATE: It is available for sale—$34 from Etsy). An additional image is available after the break.
Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
Only the worst of the bad asses have the courage to walk around with a dead ninja draped over their shoulders. But it does keep your neck nice and warm.
Product Page ($9)
If you want to give your potential suitors a little hint to get the gears turning and stir up a little mystery about yourself, strap on this 5’ fleece scarf with its biohazard heart symbol and let the rumors run wild. What will the dangerous love scarf imply to those who see you wearing it? Could it be that you are really under 18? That you used to be a guy? That you have numerous beefy, jealous ex-boyfriends? Or that you are a walking venereal disease? Hey, it’s a fair warning.
Product Page ($22)
Hardcore Dr. Who fans will surely love to store their wardrobe in this unique Tardis Zipperobe. But the best part is that it doubles as a geeky time traveling tent.
Product Page ($75)
Except for one major drawback, the constellation scarf could be very useful when out star gazing. No one can remember the shapes and names of all the different constellations that are currently identified. Especially since many of them do not immediately look like what our ancestors saw. And that drawback I was speaking of? Well, the best time to see stars is on the darkest nights and that would be a particularly difficult time to try to read anything, much less a scarf.
Product Page ($30)
I usually associate bacon with grease splattering me as I cook it. It may be painful but the thought of a nice juicy BLT makes it all worthwhile. Wearing this Bacon Scarf is nothing like that at all. No pain getting it ready and not as much enjoyment once it is ready. Sort of like real bacon on Prozac, things are just on a little more even keel.
Product Page ($38) via Geekologie
