You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.
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I don’t know jack about Longcat except what the all-knowing product page tells me. Apparently he’s a popular internet meme, and he’s also Tacgnol’s nemesis. Fascinating… by looking at this scarf I’d say Tacgnol won. You’ll also be happy to know that Longcat is over 5ft long and 6 inches wide and has a carefully crafted butthole.
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Apparently this gold chain scarf is crocheted, but it gives you a good idea of what they would look like if they were manufactured by Superpretzel.
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Although this crocheted tentacle scarf may appear unique and fashionable, it will probably become a drag when you try and land a husband. When a man spots a woman wearing 52 inches of simulated squid-like tentacles used for grasping and feeding, they’re bound to interpret it as the calling card of a succubus.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
If you have the skills, making one of these awesome looking piranha plant scarves is as easy as following the directions enemyairship spells out on the Crafster forums. Hopefully, she will offer this up for sale one day for us lazy types (UPDATE: It is available for sale—$34 from Etsy). An additional image is available after the break.
Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
Without additional information, it’s safe to say that the jury’s out on whether this is an actual bag or simply an artistic ode to pork. But whatever the case, it looks 100% delicious.
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A little fine fur around your neck is generally a high class fashion statement. This particular scarf is faux fur, but I don’t think raccoon is generally considered one of the finer furs. It would also help if there was a little more work done than coming straight from the road where it met its demise.
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A sizzling bacon and eggs scarf will keep you warm on the coldest winter’s night. About all the scarf could add to make people’s mouths water even more would be a couple pieces of toast. Then you would have a complete breakfast wrapped around your neck.
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