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If you preferred the Elvis whose life was defined by jumpsuits, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and sweat, then you’ll love this t-shirt. For everyone else, prepare for this visual to pop up in your next nightmare.
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You may not find as many viewers for a TV show about a Greek sandwich as you would for one that includes Hayden Panettiere, but that also may be because the majority of Americans have never had a perfectly prepared gyro.
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For those who don’t speak nerd, “sudo” is a command for Unix operating systems, and using it to get your woman to make you a sandwich will probably result in a locked door and all of your shit piled up in the front yard.
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Panera Bread always seems like a somewhat elitist type of sandwich establishment. I am sure that if you were to visit a Pantera Bread store you would not notice any similarities at all—in the food or the patrons.
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Show your affinity for pain with a silver band aid ring. It’ll be like a wearing a billboard that says your body is composed of 90% cojones.
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Now that Fox and WB have made a deal and “The Watchmen” is going to be released in March as originally planned, let’s look at one more piece of Watchmen paraphernalia. As the only character in the Watchmen that has true superpowers he is obviously qualified to carry and protect your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Maybe Meatloaf should have written a song about the sad plight of the bats that had no mayonnaise to put on their sandwiches.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 1st-7th 2008:
Sandwich Ring: Become finger meat in a sterling silver sandwich.
Duck Huntin’ T-Shirt: I wear this gun for protection…from ducks.
Got Space? T-Shirt: Hubble Space Telescope schematic in shirt form
Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on His Balls T-Shirt: Hey, this toothbrush tastes funny…damn you Santa!!
Designarchy T-Shirt: Hey, that anarchy symbol doesn’t have a geometrically perfect circle…let me fix that.
The next five products are available after the break…
Choose how you like your bologna sandwich when putting your rings on each morning. It comes as a set of five rings: two slices of bread, one piece of lettuce, one piece of cheese and one slice of bologna. If you don’t want any of those ingredients on your sandwich or finger, just wear one less ring.
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These smiley PB&J earrings will put a smile on your face as well. They take you back to a simpler time when all that mattered was food, fun and friends. A little bit of school work was involved too, but that was a small price to pay for having everything else handed to us.
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