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Mario is no different than any other driver out in the real world. He may have a blast flying around in his kart shooting at others, but you need to pay the piper if the law catches up with you. With a likely license suspension, he will need to go back to his running days.
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These Space Specs have a cool retro/steampunky look, but they also allow the wearer to experience a “wonderful and weird funky focus” with rotating lenses.
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I mean, it’s not like the leprechaun sits in a field all day with a pot of gold. Sometimes you will follow the rainbow only to find him running his most important errand.
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If it’s not a budding fashion trend already, surely this t-shirt will inspire everyone to swap their current mustache style for something that will cause animals to attack you when they think you’re running away with one of their babies attached to your upper lip.
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You have to get to the houses quickly to ensure that you get the best candy right? Plus there’s the bag, which can get quite heavy. Might as well treat it like a workout with this Halloween sweatband combo. Of course, any gains you achieve running around the neighborhood will be quickly eclipsed by the candy you worked so hard to attain.
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It was the bloodiest battle in the history of food. Today, many a tourist has claimed a supernatural encounter while visiting the battlefield. Often, they hear the screams of wounded tomatoes as the doctors go to work, see rivers running with ketchup and feel the hair standing up on their neck as a faint smell of cherries floats through the air.
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As evidenced by this t-shirt, there has been a grassroots effort over the last few months to get Brad Pitt elected as the mayor of New Orleans in 2010. While his Make It Right Foundation has been rightly praised, Brad doesn’t feel he stands a chance of being elected as mayor “on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.”
I beg to differ though. As we have seen over the years, celebrities don’t have to worry about “platforms” when running for political office.
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This No Running Zombies shirt is more of a statement on how zombies should behave in movies than a directive to a zombie. Any film that has zombies moving at more than a snail’s pace are just not true to their nature. So this is really a protest shirt against those that have taken indecent liberties with zombie storytelling.
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If you’re ever choking on something and need the Heimlich, this is the last shirt you want to see running up to you.
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Using your strengths to get ahead is just good decision making. If you are known for running, then a running event is what you should be good at.
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