
Offending everyone on the dance floor with your robot moves is not nearly as dangerous as offending the robot who happens to be in attendance. Watching some human do a poor imitation is just insulting. Let this shirt serve as a warning to others.
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There is no better way to show just what a fine dancer you are than to do the robot in the middle of the dance floor. Unfortunately for actual robots, their ability to do the human is much more restricted, both by range of motion and imagination.
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The Paul Frank Robot Dance watch will keep you amused every time you look at it. The arms will be in a different position every time you check on him and amazingly enough those hands will tell you the time. He’s a funny little monkey.
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This poor robot should have known that you can’t step to pasty white geeks when it comes to rhythmless dancing. Tragic.
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