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If you wear this brooch to a party, here’s the sad truth about what will be going through the mind of every man you talk to… Either “damn, I wish that thing really worked”, or for the more active imagination, a sequence of events in this order: 1. Eyes go to your chest 2. Willpower turns the volume knob to zero 3. Eyes remain on chest.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
These Space Specs have a cool retro/steampunky look, but they also allow the wearer to experience a “wonderful and weird funky focus” with rotating lenses.
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They have their hands in everything else, why not software that creates sentient robots? I mean “Android?” Cellphones are just the beginning.
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This shirt will demonstrate your support for the next wave in non-traditional marriages: human and robot. How the machines view this coupling is an open question at this point.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
Robots are obviously no better than men with thoughts of sex in their heads 24 hours a day. A robot has a slightly different mental picture than a human male may, but the idea remains the same.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of
September 28th – October 4th, 2009:
Well Connected T-Shirt: Nerd hieroglyphics.
Three Wise Bots: Good story or good cover up?
Vader Pinata T-Shirt: That donkey doesn’t stand a chance.
Build Robots T-Shirt: Robots vs. aliens? We’d better get cracking.
Vitruvian Man In 3D T-Shirt: Gyroscopes make him dizzy.
Hmmm…While aliens are allegedly traveling from distant galaxies to Earth with super fast flying saucers in order to abduct and probe people, some robots on Earth can play ping pong. Makes you wonder who to bet on when the invasion starts.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Product Placement T-Shirt: And now, a message from famous fictional sponsors.
Marc Ecko Halo Master Chief Hoodie: Ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind?
Beatbox Troopers Shirt: Not dark side material.
Your Fortune T-Shirt: Your future is not found.
USS Enterprise T-Shirt: Elvis’ hair boldly goes where no man has gone before.
