Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
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Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
Crocs may be comfortable, but since they have the aesthetics of a horse’s ass, anyone concerned about style would probably only wear them around the house after retrieving them from a hiding place so obscure that you will never have to worry about hearing the dreaded phrase “You own Crocs?” Enter these Native shoes, which hopefully combines Croc comfort with the classic style of a Converse Chuck Taylor All Star, reducing the overall Croc ugly factor by about 10%. The official website is still under construction, so there aren’t any details yet, but they should be available in stores this spring. You can also check out a preview video here.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
Indeed, this necklace says a lot about the wearer. The silhouette says “I like to read”, The vinyl material says “I’m into retro stuff”, the fact that it’s recycled vinyl says “I’m into the environment” and the expression on her face says “stop staring at my boobs.”
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Slip on the Capt. Kirk skirt and prepare to be the talk of the Sci-Fi convention; not just because you’re female, but because your bold pro-Kirk statement will fly in the faces of all the Capt. Picard purists. However bear in mind that once you’re back out in the real world, wearing a skirt with a giant picture of William Shatner’s face will be poison to a man’s libido… Or will it?
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I’ll have to pass on any foot-flavored energy drinks, but I understand where Reebok is coming from with their new ZigTech sneakers. Simply put, the main feature is a zig-zag-shaped foam sole that absorbs impact and uses it to help propel an athlete forward.
Actually, he doesn’t have that either. But Tracy Jordan does have money and fame. You have neither. So, by wearing this shirt you can become a successful comedian that does what he wants, when he wants. And your actions have no consequences. Yes, that is how it works.
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With a name like Disturbia, you can’t make a standard spinoff of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. It has to be the kind of thing that would get you suspended from school for wearing it. As you can see from the selections in their new Spring/Summer 2010 lineup, they did not disappoint.
Then Dr. Phil told Vader to confront his son with the truth—it didn’t work out so well.
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