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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
Of course, secretly recording conversations with a giant retro tape recorder would be difficult enough—nevermind a bag that only looks like a giant retro tape recorder. On the other hand, the bag is stylish, and it would go great with the boombox coin purse pictured after the break.
Your forecast cap may not get much attention from the ladies, but everyone that realizes bad weather can affect their life will certainly be paying attention to what it predicts. Whatever you feel the future weather to be can be shown by this cap. It offers you the choice of predicting rain, wind, thunderstorms or sun. You would hope that inaccurate predictions would not be held against you just like they don’t seem to be held against your local forecaster. Check out the alternate forecasts for you to attach after the break.
Nothing will let everyone know you are old more than pulling out this 45 inspired bag that has all your junk in it. You average kid today will just think it is an odd colored DVD. And that strangely shaped thing in the middle? Only the truly old will remember that that gizmo was required to play 45’s on any decent turntable.
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Have a few Richard Marx or Reo Speedwagon records in your attic? Why not recycle them into something that is actually desirable. Case in point—this headphone-shaped vinyl record necklace.
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Ugh. You can almost hear the needle jump off the record. Now that is one Halloween party I don’t want to be invited to.
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The little guitars on this shirt have a definite resemblance to pictures I saw in eighth grade health class. I guess if any of them are able to actually fertilize the record we will be treated to a classic album, like something Pink Floyd would have released in their heyday. Otherwise it will have to live its life as a Britney Spears release.
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Thinking that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a great thought, but things don’t always work out that way. I think coming back pregnant would be preferable to coming back with a criminal record or a need to stop by the free clinic. I guess I am more of a glass half full person.
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Rex Vanderwoodsen—that’s who. In fact, simultaneously popping the collars on 23 Attus polos earned Mr. Vanderwoodsen the prestigious Golden Pig award as the undisputed king of all douchebags. You may not have what it takes to step to the record, but you are more than worthy of wearing one of the humorous Attus polos pictured after the break.
You can consider this bag a green product if you wish. It will save some albums from being tossed into the landfill. Made of two LP’s and a strap that is either striped or solid black. While it looks like it has plenty of room to store all your stuff, I do remember breaking albums in my youth. I am not sure I would want to have to pick all my stuff up off the ground after someone stepped on it.
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