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When you’re a plumber who has to rescue a princess while flying and throwing fireballs, your threads need to be stylish and functional. It’s a tough decision, Mario. What will it be today? The raccoon, the doctor, the shell, the transparent hat or the wind-up boot?
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With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
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Even raccoons can’t deny the stylish look of a coonskin cap. Look what you started Davy Crockett!
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A little fine fur around your neck is generally a high class fashion statement. This particular scarf is faux fur, but I don’t think raccoon is generally considered one of the finer furs. It would also help if there was a little more work done than coming straight from the road where it met its demise.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 5th 2009-January 11th 2009:
Longest Bar Belt: Dirty bird drinks at the longest bar in town.
Trooper Bride: Do you take this Stormtrooper to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Rorschach T-Shirt: The many faces of Rorschach.
Gut and Butt Boxer Shorts: If you can’t hide it, make fun of it.
Baconbot T-Shirt: The world needs a robot bacon toaster.
The next five products are available after the break…
The force has been passed to raccoons, leaving your trash cans and the succulent bounty within virtually indefensible.
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The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from the elements. Zombies however, are another story.
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