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Ol’ EB had the governments of the world in his back pocket protecting his home planet from exposure, but he screwed up that day he decided to check out the weird noise coming from Earth. Now the truth is revealed on more than one piece of apparel. Busted!
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Capn’ Crunch giving only his name, rank and cereal? A bit corny, but simple enough that pretty much everyone will get a quick chuckle out of it. I always knew that rabbit was bad news.
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Unless that rabbit hates his own species to the point where he would make jewelry featuring bunny heads impaled with screws, nails and safety pins. Oh, and don’t forget that charming piece with the rabbit chained by the neck to a bunch of dynamite. My guess is they were sculpted by Elmer Fudd while he sat in a psych ward mumbling “you f*cking wabbit!” More disturbing designs are pictured after the break.
Ladies and gentleman, marvel at the mystical powers of this taint. It will perform feats of magic that will leave you breathless. For the first act, watch it pull a rabbit out of this….
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All you who carry around a lucky rabbit’s foot had best take note of this. It is evident from that look on his face that he means business. If you think it is wrong and disgusting for this rabbit to be carrying around his lucky human foot, then you have just learned a valuable lesson.
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Never have so many worked so hard to outsmart a silly little rabbit. Granted this one has fangs and goes for the jugular. Frontal assault attempts worked out very badly for the Monty Python crew.
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Looking at Bugs Bunny’s teeth, the possibility of using them as a useful accessory would have to come to mind immediately. The designer of this keychain obviously thought so as he created a cute and simple bottle opener with them. But the designer also took advantage of those big floppy ears to include a couple carabiners for storage. There is a lot going on for a simple rabbit keychain.
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