
The designer of this shirt may have thought he hit on a very amusing little joke that he could make some money off of. But the real money would be rolling in if anyone were to take this idea to the only logical conclusion I can come up with—make actual Tiki Port-a-Potties. Whether it is on a beach or not makes no difference, these things will be a hit wherever you put them. It isn’t hard to reach out to the masses when their bathroom needs are urgent.
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Remember that off-duty police officer that flipped out and called 911 after eating pot brownies? If not, check out the video after the break and tell me this shirt isn’t funny.
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Not only does it keep you warm, this R2-D2 hoodie doubles as a great Halloween costume.
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If you’ve ever worn a hat like this, you’ll know that they’re great for noggin warmth, but constantly decorated with repeating patterns of snowflakes, deer, or something else that’s unlikely to earn you any cool points. So when you have to choose, you might as well just reach for the friggin’ stars and grab R2-D2. Anyway, it’s about time you let the nerd within out for some public Star Wars pride.
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The tools available to you in space are limited. So beside all his other responsibilities, R2 D2’s canister shape is just too well suited to the job as a vacuum. Those space ships don’t stay clean all by themselves.
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When you think of flu, you think of all the time you need to spend in the bathroom. So it only makes sense that a robotic version of the toilet is named after the H1N1 strain. Plus, R2-D2 has only one format of letters and numbers for naming any other robot that bears his likeness.
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