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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:
Augmented Reality Shirt: Your augmented reality hand plays a mean game of rock, paper, scissors.
Peanuts Characters as Actual Peanuts: Make for one incredible shirt.
Poop Shirt: Stop and poop.
Show Off: All matches aspire to become arsonists.
Things Travel Cosmetic Bags: Simple travel bags for simple people.
Yeah, this shirt could backfire in a big way. What if people obey the sign and stop to pinch a loaf right in front of you? Think about it. Also available in sign form.
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If you’ve ever wanted to know how email travels from your modem to your laptop, here’s a diagram that puts everything into perspective. First, the modem receives the incoming mail message, and then the message transforms into a paper airplane that travels to your laptop while generating a blank voice bubble halfway through the ride. Once received by your computer, you will be alerted to the fact that you have mail when your computer poops out an envelope. If you explain the process to your tech-savvy friends this way, you may get a “wow” out of them, but it will most likely be followed by an uncomfortable “…”, not “!!!”.
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As a hardcore Ramones fan, I don’t know if this is cool or really depressing. Whatever the case, all you kids in garage bands take note: you know you’ve hit the big time when your likeness appears on a diaper bag used to haul around baby ass cleaning supplies.
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If the last torso t-shirt we featured wasn’t realistic enough for you, we’ve found one that’s sure to earn you that science class model job you’ve been hankering for.
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With vivid images like this foremost in their minds, many fruits has also been robbed of the ability to enjoy nipples and the simple pleasures of a Mexican hat dance…Pity.
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Think of all the fun you can have timing your digestion with this human map t-shirt. With basic organ locations printed on your shirt you can try tracing your dinner as it moves through your body. If your timing is spot on, poop time will arrive exactly when you thought it would. Have fun bragging about that accomplishment.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:
Van Damme vs. Shakespeare T-Shirt: When it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
Smartphone T-Shirt: Has owning a Smartphone changed the way you poop?
Don’t Cross The Streams T-Shirt: A sneak peek of Ghostbusters 3?
Talk To The Han T-Shirt: How many people would jump at the chance to talk to Han?
You’re Not One Of Us Anymore, Pluto T-Shirt: Pluto is now a planet outcast.
