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I have two words for you: burrito-vision. That’s right, you will have the power of the burrito—the ability to look at someone and make them fart uncontrollably. Now that’s a superpower.
Also available in brick and sponge versions, which give you the power to…uh, manipulate walls and give sponge baths from a distance?
At first glance, the design on this tote bag may look like a cat humping a giant sponge, that is until you realize it’s really a cat humping a giant piece of sushi. All you need are motion lines to move this design from cute to bawdy.
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Looks like this beer pong champion won the match but lost the war. Most games don’t have a designated chalk outliner.
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Pop that collar, grab a beer and get your game face on. The Beer Pong polo is only to be worn by true champions.
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Hmmm…While aliens are allegedly traveling from distant galaxies to Earth with super fast flying saucers in order to abduct and probe people, some robots on Earth can play ping pong. Makes you wonder who to bet on when the invasion starts.
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Using cups for your beer pong game that have been used by a dozen people of questionable character before you is not hygienic. Nothing like an STD to remind you of what you did the night before, and this one doesn’t even include a random stranger to wake up with.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 6th-12th, 2009:
Scary Mummy Sleep Mask: This Mummy has a drooling problem.
Mad Scientist Shoes: Bring some style to the lab.
Pac-Math: Math will ruin Pac-Man enjoyment forever.
Pre-Computers: Pong was a lot tougher in my day.
Hanging Tie: Don’t expect a promotion wearing this puppy.
The game of Pong was a lot slower and a lot more work before computers were invented. The youngsters nowadays just don’t appreciate how much easier all of this stuff has gotten.
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As if you had your own personal “Q” keeping you armed with the latest in drinking games technology, the beer pong kit comes to you with three plastic balls, as well as a headband and a wristband which are all beer pong themed to show your confidence. So, later on that night when you’re rolled into a hospital wearing a headband and wristband that says “Bring It” with little embroidered cups and ping pong balls, they’ll help secure a speedy diagnosis–alcohol poisoning or liver failure.
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This version of beer pong is probably not quite what you are used to. Looking at the bright side, you don’t have to play against an opponent and even though you take out the bottom of the beer first, there will be no spills. The lack of spilled beer is probably the biggest difference between this version and the version that is normally played in your basement.
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