Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
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Advertise your New Year’s party with this patch on your jacket. You are both promising a good time and warning people of the danger they can expect at the same time.
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Remember that off-duty police officer that flipped out and called 911 after eating pot brownies? If not, check out the video after the break and tell me this shirt isn’t funny.
My mistake…it’s just the broccoli truck. My guess is that it’s just an ingenious front for some sort of illegal transporting operation. The benefit is that everyone (including the police) would avoid you like the plague.
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If this bag doesn’t stop thieves then nothing will. Any sane thief would not be trying to steal anything that looks like a policeman’s badge, and even if they were that stupid they would have difficulty wresting it from you when you have it cuffed to your arm. It will allow you to indulge in a little of your bondage fantasies as well.
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It was bad enough for big city cops when they had millions of people to sort through who could be involved in their current case. But the poor agent who is working on an online crime has billions of people who are initially all suspects. Count yourself among them.
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When you first attend a big time soccer game you may be a little surprised at all the action that is going on. The only problem is that very little of it will have to do with soccer players or an exciting game. Brawling hooligans and police breaking up fights is something you just don’t see every day.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 6th to the 12th 2008:
Film Tie: Made from real film.
Donut Patch: Honors America’s finest.
Self-Maintenance T-Shirt: How Vader keeps his helmet so soft and manageable.
Disney Character Freakshow Shirts: I think something strange is in the water at Disneyland.
Good Bush / Bad Bush Shirt: Votes for Bush may have been a misunderstanding.
The next five products are available after the break…
High in the upper echelons of law enforcement are some forgotten heroes who will rush into burning buildings, callously pursue dangerous criminals, and jump in front of bullets, all to protect poor, helpless donuts. Now you can imagine what it would be like to work alongside these models of bravery and physical fitness with this donut police patch. This 5″ H X 4″ W patch is perfect for application on jackets, vests, etc. and features the donut police motto “To Protect The Donuts”. You can also show your support by getting a Pizza Police, “Coppucino” Police, or Pancake Police patch. More photos are available after the break.
Why is it every time you think of something that sounds like a lot of fun that your next worry has to be about getting arrested? And then when the police are arresting you, your attempts at humor are met with pepper spray, additional charges or a taser. That takes all the fun out of it right there.
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