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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 24th-30th 2009:
John Marley T-Shirt: Uh…Bob Marley?
Rocket Science T-Shirt: Delicious!
T-Rex’s Busy Day: Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park.
It’s a Satchel T-Shirt: A satchel is not to be confused with a purse.
The Butt Shirt: Way to be subtle, dude. (NSFW)
This t-shirt is currently serving as the Pirate Bay homepage and, according to the website, it is being sent to the parties responsible for trying to shut them down.
The t-shirt on the frontpage is actually being made right now. It will be sent to the enemy frontline. We also suggest that someone raise a fund for Black Internet so that they can decide to fight the decision from Stockholms tingsfel. Talk to them and do something about it.
Of course, this shirt will probably end up being a nice memento when The Pirate Bay does finally go down for good.
Hey, a lot of pirates spent time in the Southern part of the US. Unfortunately for them, hurricanes and water-bound tornadoes wiped out a lot of their fleet.
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Nothing says “hardcore pirate” like wearing an eyepatch and a sleep mask with another eyepatch on it.
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Ice cream pirates are not the most intimidating adversaries—unless you work at a Ben & Jerry’s or something.
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Walking around the city with any average bag is for those with no imagination. You will certainly have a lot more fun if you are toting your cash and credit cards around town with a Pirate Booty Bag instead. It may not be filled with gold, but the fantasy this bag brings with it will still be the one thing that keeps you clinging to your sanity.
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The undercover pirate may not look like a stereotype when he wears a tie and lacks a parrot, sword and eye patch; but the peg leg, theivery and B.O. is still a dead giveaway.
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