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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:
Augmented Reality Shirt: Your augmented reality hand plays a mean game of rock, paper, scissors.
Peanuts Characters as Actual Peanuts: Make for one incredible shirt.
Poop Shirt: Stop and poop.
Show Off: All matches aspire to become arsonists.
Things Travel Cosmetic Bags: Simple travel bags for simple people.
If you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 24th-30th 2009:
John Marley T-Shirt: Uh…Bob Marley?
Rocket Science T-Shirt: Delicious!
T-Rex’s Busy Day: Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park.
It’s a Satchel T-Shirt: A satchel is not to be confused with a purse.
The Butt Shirt: Way to be subtle, dude. (NSFW)
This t-shirt is currently serving as the Pirate Bay homepage and, according to the website, it is being sent to the parties responsible for trying to shut them down.
The t-shirt on the frontpage is actually being made right now. It will be sent to the enemy frontline. We also suggest that someone raise a fund for Black Internet so that they can decide to fight the decision from Stockholms tingsfel. Talk to them and do something about it.
Of course, this shirt will probably end up being a nice memento when The Pirate Bay does finally go down for good.
Hey, a lot of pirates spent time in the Southern part of the US. Unfortunately for them, hurricanes and water-bound tornadoes wiped out a lot of their fleet.
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