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Your youngster could learn both chemistry and the judicial system simultaneously if they would offer the meth lab set that this shirt advertises.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 10th-16th 2009:

Fail Whaling T-Shirt: Even Greenpeace can get behind Twitter fail whaling.

My Wife Cares About the Environment Shopping Bag: I’m whipped about the environment.

Astro Smooth T-Shirt: This astronaut can’t get enough Tang.

Ingredients T-Shirt: A recipe for human beings.

Pressure Points T-Shirt:
An instruction manual for your own demise.

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norris-periodic-table

So, What is Chuck Norris problem with the Periodic Table? As this shirt lets you know, “Because he only recognizes the element of surprise”. Chuck may be tough, but he is apparently no chemistry major.

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molecular-bonding

Nothing brings molecules together like getting wasted over  several cups of Hydrogen, Oxygen and Carbon.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 12th-January 18th 2009:

Wishes: Demotivational t-shirt for the pessimist.

Fugitive T-Shirt: Control is a secret double agent.

Dwight Schrute: It’s a fact.

Red Ring Cap: Support team RRoD.

Music Playing Instrument Keychains: Make for mini jam sessions.

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periodic-table-of-texting

Here is a fine idea. Take someone who is not into technical things and try to get them to remember a bunch of shorthand lingo by relating it to an item from high school that probably still gives them nightmares, the periodic table. Maybe they should print it upside down so the wearer can actually look at it while trying to decipher your chatting.

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That’s right kids, explore a rewarding career in chemistry. It’s nothing but sex, sex and more sex.

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Yup—this is a textbook case of haunted feet. Seen it a thousand times before. Some horrible trauma (like a severe case of foot odor) has kept the spirits attached to your socks for an eternity. The only solution is to cast out the demons with a little Tide and some Odor Eaters.

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Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 10th-16th 2007.

Daily Commuter Necklace: Jewelry that makes a statement about your crappy subway ride to work.

Robot Dance Contest T-Shirt: Owned!

“Ties Suck” Tie: Only masters of ASCII will ever know.

Nintendo Controller Backpack: Retro gaming goodness in backpack form.

Corporate Adam and Eve: Pubes are hot this year.

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Periodic Table Socks

by Jeff Chenkus on December 10, 2007 · 4 comments

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How many times have you been discussing elements with your date and a disagreement cropped up? Wouldn’t she be impressed when you pull up your pant legs to check it out on your Periodic Table Socks? Probably just as impressed as your chemistry professor would be when he catches you wearing these to the final exam.

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