
So, What is Chuck Norris problem with the Periodic Table? As this shirt lets you know, “Because he only recognizes the element of surprise”. Chuck may be tough, but he is apparently no chemistry major.
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Here is a fine idea. Take someone who is not into technical things and try to get them to remember a bunch of shorthand lingo by relating it to an item from high school that probably still gives them nightmares, the periodic table. Maybe they should print it upside down so the wearer can actually look at it while trying to decipher your chatting.
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That’s right kids, explore a rewarding career in chemistry. It’s nothing but sex, sex and more sex.
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Yup—this is a textbook case of haunted feet. Seen it a thousand times before. Some horrible trauma (like a severe case of foot odor) has kept the spirits attached to your socks for an eternity. The only solution is to cast out the demons with a little Tide and some Odor Eaters.
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