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In addition to steam cannons, flying machines, tanks and calculators, Leonardo Da Vinci also appears to have invented the Fender Precision bass and the rock n’ roll windmill. Either that, or someone really wanted to wear this Da Vinci masterpiece on a shirt without having to deal with a little print penis on his gut all day.
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If you are going to wear a piece of male anatomy as jewelry, it only makes sense to get one that has all the functionality of a normally working one. Just pull the ring on the back of the scrotum of this belly ring and the penis will pop up. A great accessory for the beach when it is in full view. Hit the jump to see it in action (semi NSFW).
Imperial Stormtroopers have gotten a bad wrap on their combat skills to the point where they became responsible for the phenomena known as “The Stormtrooper Effect”. But what they lacked as warriors they made up for in their ability to get wasted, draw penises on their friends helmets after they passed out and originate the dance known as “Stormtrooping”.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products from the week of September 15th to the 21st 2008:
“Bond, Molecular Bond” Tote Bag: Bond for science nerds.
Know You Medieval Head Wounds T-Shirt: Very important knowledge to have.
Planet of the Crepes: Damn you all to hell!
The Bathroom Sombrero: Products that should exist, but don’t.
FrankEinstein Shirt: Grab the torches!
The next five products are available after the break…
A computer having a comment on the length of your manhood would be funny if it didn’t take your confidence down yet another notch. The computer should make allowances, even if your girlfriend won’t.
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According to the designer:
Public reference to bodily functions is taboo in many cultures. This genre also sees substantial crossover with sexual humor, such as penis jokes. Many researchers interpret toilet humor as a rejection of society’s demand to reject the taboo. Laughing at toilet humor is thus seen as an act of rebellion.
So, if any one asks, you can say that this hat is really an homage to fart jokes.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of June 9th to June 15th 2008:
Big Boy Package Enhancer: The small penised can once again wear Speedo’s with pride.
“What Would Macgyver Do?” T-Shirt: You can’t wipe your ass with a swiss army knife that’s for sure.
Electro Sex Gloves: Truly shocking.
Busted Batmobile T-Shirt: This is what sidekicks are for.
Nightmare on Elm Street Hat: Straight from the boiler room.
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Remember that famous SNL skit from a few years ago? Just in case you were unclear on how to gift your own penis, this t-shirt will show you the way. Hit the break to check out the original uncensored skit (NSFW).
The Wiener Dog is a viscous bloodthirsty animal. It would just assume kill you than look at you. Oh, and my penis is pretty vicious as well—so this shirt works on numerous levels.
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