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If Ben Franklin were alive today, he would probably say that there are three things you can count on: death, taxes and Kiss merchandise. There’s been Kiss themed pencils, baseballs, coffins, memo pads, shot glasses, ashtrays, action figures, Halloween costumes, jewelry and glow in the dark cups to name a few, but you probably couldn’t draw a line between Leonardo Da Vinci and Gene Simmons… Until now, that is.
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Novelty ties are all about being noticed—and it would be hard not to be noticed when wearing this No. 2 Pencil Tie. The bright red eraser and finely detailed wood give it the authenticity that lets you get away with such an audacious choice.
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If your friend has been drinking and insists on doing a few equations, take the pencil out of his hand by any means necessary. Math nerds don’t let math nerds drink and derive.
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Dress like an engineer without the trouble of actually carrying all this crap around. The pocket protector with the the compass, calculator, ruler, triangle and pencil is embroidered on. The ingenuity of that makes it worthy of an engineer, just without the utility. The graph paper tie is just the a nice additional touch. It comes in a drab grey which won’t offend those technical types.
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Shouldn’t every bag made be as delicious looking as a this Twinkie Bag? If I am looking for a pencil, the thought of reaching into my Twinkie Bag will just give it that much more urgency. There is nothing safer than a bag that is purported to outlive the cockroaches.
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Whether you are a school teacher or business executive, you can have something as cool as this Pencil Scarf if you are true to yourself. Don’t worry about what others think, they will probably just be jealous that they don’t have one. The little face they put on the sharpened end is just the icing on the cake.
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A PVC pencil skirt with a twist. The zipper has four padlocks that straddle the seam. Dad’s will love it, anyone wearing it who has to use the bathroom will hate it.
Comes with two keys, one should be kept as close as possible if you ever have a desire to wear this. Or more importantly get out of it.
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