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You don’t really believe that anyone could be as calm, cool and collected as Bob Ross was without a little bit of assistance from one of nature’s wackiest plants. We should all be as fond of his “happy little trees” as he was even if we aren’t doing any painting at all.
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I don’t know if I would lie down on my back with this eye mask on (since it looks like it might cut off circulation to your brain), but if you are looking to relax and listen to some music, it might fit the bill. Obviously, wearing it will plunge you into a world of darkness (and a future world of neck pain), but it does have speakers for an MP3 player and built-in nature sounds. It’s available in three colors: grass green, aqua blue and rose pink—but they do nothing to detract from how hideous you will look wearing one.
You know that our civilization is on a downward spiral when even impressionistic art is based on the video games of your youth. Next thing you know our ground based alien defense will be based on Space Invaders.
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Rather than sit around with a simple bit of foam rubber stuck between your toes, use these Bear Toe Spreaders to keep those freshly painted nails from smearing with something a little cuddlier, cuter and more bizarre.
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As you can see, these handpainted Super Mario shoes offer up some serious artistic detail. They are not cheap at $160, but you get what you pay for and ParadoxArtistry does some great work. They even do custom orders if you are looking for something truly one of a kind. Check out a few more examples of their work after the break.
You can use these animal hand tattoos to do your talking at times when you might be a bit nervous: asking for a raise, asking that cute co-worker out or proposing marriage. Your mouth may freeze up, but these tattoos will keep things moving. And their temporary nature will save you considerable pain in the future. See all eight designs after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
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Hot Stormy Lovin’ T-Shirt: Awkward moments on the Death Star.
Handerpants: Tighty whities for your hands.
Fishbowl Bag: Takes you shopping with the fishes.
Bicycle Necklace: Painstakingly handcrafted by insane clowns.
According to the product page, these balloon animal-esque necklaces were handmade by a mysterious Javier. But who is Javier really? A naked guy with clown makeup on who is listening to circus music and making tiny bicycle necklaces in a dark basement perhaps?
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
If you think a little nick on your chin while shaving is painful, just compare it to the large flap of apple peel this guy just sliced off. You can see the look of complete shock with a hint of the terror on his face, knowing that in just one second the pain is really going to hit.
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