Or don’t. Kudos to NBC for investing so much money to cover an event so few care about. Could have probably just covered figure skating and been done with it.
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Here’s the latest effort of computer nerds to gain some recognition and hear the word “cool” associated with me them for once. But bear in mind, a red, white and blue silhouette logo with a title featuring the word “National” won’t make you an athlete, unless we start having HTML code writing competitions at the Olympics.
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Michael Phelps’ achievements during the Beijing Olympics are nothing short of extraordinary. So, since there hasn’t been any doping scandal yet, it is safe to idolize our new sporting hero with merchandise. A selection of some of the best stuff out there is available after the break—including his famous LZR Racer bodysuit.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 11th to the 17th 2008:
Culinary Boner T-Shirt: I’m just really excited about food.
Olympic Condoms T-Shirt: The Olympics and safe sex go hand in hand.
Skeleton Apron and Oven Mitt: It glows in the dark!
Ask Me About My iPhone T-Shirt: Fanboyism run amok.
5.25 Floppy Inches T-Shirt: The ladies are not going to be impressed.
The next five products are available after the break…
If you are going to have a sexy Olympics, it might be a good idea for you or your boyfriend to wrap it up. That is the message that this shirt is sending out with its condom-shaped rings. Just remember, you don’t see pregnant gymnasts or a triathlete scratching his groin on the cover of a Wheaties box.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 4th to August 10th 2008:
Pirate Drinking Belt: What’s your poison?
Action Figure Boxers: The name “He-Man” is deceiving.
Computer Pirate T-Shirt: The 21st century pirate hard at work.
Nunchuck T-Shirt: These nunchucks are no good in a fight.
Rickrolled T-Shirt: Attention Rickrolling survivors.
The next five products are available after the break…
Now that the Olympics have officially begun, you should cheer on your home country with all the effort you can. And no one is going to get me cheering more for the USA than this very sexy blue haired lady. With the moves she has to create each letter she should be winning a medal of her own.
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