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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
Product Page ($19)
Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:
Augmented Reality Shirt: Your augmented reality hand plays a mean game of rock, paper, scissors.
Peanuts Characters as Actual Peanuts: Make for one incredible shirt.
Poop Shirt: Stop and poop.
Show Off: All matches aspire to become arsonists.
Things Travel Cosmetic Bags: Simple travel bags for simple people.
If you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.
Product Page: With Text: ($21.73) Without Text: ($21.73 via The Awesomer)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 4th-10th 2010:
Sex With Your Girlfriend: Your Facebook friends love your girlfriend too.
Tabi Boots: Aren’t Just for Ninjas anymore.
Bathrobe Extreme Fighting: That bathrobe does not make you a Kung Fu master.
Mail: How mail Travels in the 21st century?
Three Hangover Moon: The three (blank) moon t-shirt craze has reached its apex with this Hangover inspired version.
We’ve written about a lot of amusing t-shirts in 2009, but we wen’t ahead and boiled the list down to 10 of our favorites. So enjoy—and have a happy new year!
You had dammed well better be a ninjutsu master wearing this shredder armor. Cotton and polyester offers no protection against nunchakus, sais, bo staffs and katanas.
Product Page ($60 via YBMW and Geekologie)
This slightly modified version of the tortoise versus the hare fable has the same result as the classic story, only this tortoise has chosen large armament to insure his win rather than hoping the hare does something stupid to lose.
Product Page ($10)
