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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
Unfortunately for you, Dr. McNinja has taken the Hippocratic oath, so he won’t let you die. Instead, he will beat you, heal you and beat you again. Eventually you will beg for a merciful end—but it will never come.
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Modeled by a man obviously disappointed with his career choice is this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle “disguise” which is really just a bandana. However, it’s no longer 1991, so if you’re looking at this post you’ve either never heard of TMNT, or you’re too old to go trick or treating. But who cares? If you wear it like this guy, no one’s gonna get it anyway. Kermit?
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 24th-30th 2009:
John Marley T-Shirt: Uh…Bob Marley?
Rocket Science T-Shirt: Delicious!
T-Rex’s Busy Day: Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park.
It’s a Satchel T-Shirt: A satchel is not to be confused with a purse.
The Butt Shirt: Way to be subtle, dude. (NSFW)
People dressed in black, sneaking around, certainly sounds like a burglar to me. If a Ninja were to take anything from your home then there is no difference between them and any other burglar.
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That Ninja sword sliced cleanly through the neck as the blood around the collar of this shirt clearly shows. The photographer was lucky enough to catch the whole action shot so it could be printed on the shirt.
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Well, it’s not that ninjas can’t catch you—but when their target is on fire, they have little reason to try.
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We all know that ninjas are both silent and deadly, but it is not clear if they are referring to stalking capability or the release of noxious gases.
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Not only is this Ninja kicked back like he is relaxing, but he is performing a flying kick at the same time. He just knows he is better than you.
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There’s something about riding a bike that just makes you want to lay down a fierce carpet bombing to mark your path. It could be the open air, the tight biker shorts, or the satisfaction of knowing that you’ll be long gone by the time the next pedestrian or rider gets engulfed by your funk.
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