Clearly, the shoulder on the suit says “UPSA” instead of “NASA.” That should have been this guy’s first clue that his spacesuit wasn’t up to snuff. You get what you pay for.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:
NASA Meatball Rhinestone Tote Bag: Comes pre-blinged with rhinestones.
Special T-Shirt: You’re special alright…Like ’70s CBS special.
“I Can Kick Your Ass” Hat: I hope you can back up your hat’s smack talk.
Direct Line T-Shirt: Commissioner Gordon has his priorities in order.
Three Snowmen Santa Moon T-Shirt: The “three moon” t-shirt craze has been adapted for the holidays.
Put down your Bedazzler, this NASA meatball tote bag comes pre-blinged with rhinestones.
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The space shuttle may be retiring soon, but it can live on in your wardrobe thanks to the “Blast Off!” t-shirt. That is, until you spill something on it you can’t Shout out, and then it becomes a rag. But it can still live on every time you wash your car.
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There are only so many aprons that a man can wear and still keep his self esteem intact. This apron not only offers you a depiction of one of the manliest occupations, that of exploring space as part of NASA; but it also has a nice play on words. I mean, I really do need the space, but humor is a good way to get that across.
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Lie to your friends about your experience as an astronaut with an Apollo 11 replica spacesuit. Made from a heavy weight Nylon Cordura, the design and molds for this spacesuit replica were taken from authentic NASA Apollo-era A7L garments. It’s not just a museum piece either, because you can actually wear it and imagine that you pursued that lost dream. In addition, the product page also describes this replica as being “built for wear and tear”, which means it’s perfect for use as the world’s most expensive Halloween costume, or as a prop in your sexual role-playing games.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 20th to the 26th 2008:
Paul Bunyan T-Shirt: Paul goes berzerk on Babe the blue ox.
TV Watch: I love the robot dance.
Fight Club Jacket: Tyler Durden looks like you want to look.
Potato & French Fries T-Shirt: Potatoes know how Darth Vader feels.
Wizard of Oz Cup Ring: For tiny, tiny shots.
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Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is about a bunch of cars going around a track for hours on end. Now, if space shuttles were involved you can bet I would tune into that. Might even get an Astronaut 88 sticker for the back of my car and start eating some space jerky.
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Hey, is that Voyager on your tie? Damn I love Voyager! Oh, and there is the Mariner 02! Man, your tie is like a silky space lesson.
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Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70’s porno.
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