Bigfoot has taken on unicorns and Abe Lincoln, but now it is time for the main event. Bigfoot vs. the Loch Ness Monster for the championship.
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Have the coolest ear decoration without the need for any piercings whatsoever. The dragon is available in gold or sterling silver and will guard your ears like no other mythical creature could.
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Standing atop the vanquished, only two combatants remain in this brutal pillow fight to the death. Which pillow will emerge victorious? Which pillow is just plain soft?
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I pulled for Grilled Cheese and Bigfoot in the two other bouts, and I am pulling for boxers here—but he looks a little soft. He reminds me of Horeshack. And if you saw him in that celebrity boxing match a few years ago vs. Screech you know he doesn’t have it in him. Seriously, if you get your ass beat by Screech it is time to pack it in.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 21st to July 27th 2008:
Melancholy Ninja T-Shirt: This ninja needs some prozac.
Fundies: Underwear for two.
Ladybug Earbuds: Listen to music, accessorize you ears.
Star Wars Barack Obama T-Shirt: The empire strikes…Barack?
Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg Bag: They will be happy to carry around your groceries.
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After the Taco vs Grilled Cheese deathmatch comes the main event: Bigfoot vs Unicorn. Which mythical creature will emerge to rule the forest?
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Who knew that Lincoln bareknuckle boxed with mythical woodland creatures? Once again, t-shirts teach us something that those fancy history books can not.
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