What does Batman listen to on his iPod while fighting crime? Bluegrass music that’s heavy on the banjos. You heard it here first.
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Besides looking like the focus of an Indiana Jones / Mummy type movie or a Roomba that you can wear around your neck, the Escape C is also a wireless device that allows you to stream audio from Bluetooth compatible devices like your MP3 player or phone. Since it can connect to your device within 33ft, you can listen to music or accept calls while freeing up valuable hand real estate in your pockets. Look for the Escape C to be released later this year for $150-$180.
I don’t know if I would lie down on my back with this eye mask on (since it looks like it might cut off circulation to your brain), but if you are looking to relax and listen to some music, it might fit the bill. Obviously, wearing it will plunge you into a world of darkness (and a future world of neck pain), but it does have speakers for an MP3 player and built-in nature sounds. It’s available in three colors: grass green, aqua blue and rose pink—but they do nothing to detract from how hideous you will look wearing one.
Video games being blamed for the occasional teen sociopath is no better than rock music being blamed for trouble back in the 50’s. You are merely educating the elderly and ignorant when you wear this controller covered shirt.
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Rocking to the sounds of the thrilling musical rebellion known as “Ragtime”, the 1904 X-Games were rife with hardcore action, offering such death-defying events as “Extreme Chess”, “Freestyle Cricket”, “Absolute Sculling” and the coolest event: Penny Farthing Ramp Jumping, featuring this guy.
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This guitar bracelet will show the world that you are a starving artist who is dedicated to the music. Couple this with the phrase “I’m a musician” and more often than not your friends will no longer expect you to pick up a tab, leave a tip or pay rent.
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Not every Stormtrooper is cut out for life in space. Some just want to stay home and perfect their musical craft—and these guys have obviously taken a cue from the Beastie Boys. A good place to start.
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It’s hard to imagine the type of music that would warrant the simultaneous use both a flaming Bic and the sign of the horns, but if you know of any, this shirt will provide them both when the lights go out.
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Contrasting the Jewish culture with the rock band AC/DC is a bit like comparing apples to oranges, although the wording encompasses both perfectly.
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Actually, these pendants are non-functional—but if you are a fan of music (especially on vinyl) and chunky jewlery, you will probably find some place for these in your wardrobe. Turntable and vinyl crate versions are pictured after the break.
